If you are male you might want to avoid this, but if you are strong in mind and have an iron stomach you should be ok.
Ready?
BBC News 24 have reported on an incident in Liverpool where an angry ex, Ms. Amanda Monti, did a very, very bad thing to Mr Geoffery Jones.
I can’t quite bring myself to tell you all the graphic details so have decided to provide you with a lovely cloze passage where you can fill in the blanks.
On 30th May Ms. Amanda Monti went for drinks with Mr Geoffrey Jones at a friends house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a ___________ between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his___________ and “pulled hard”.
“That caused my _____________ to come off and I found I was completely ___________and in excruciating pain.”
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s ___________ into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones, saying, “That’s __________.”
Doctors were ___________ to re-attach the organ.
Ms Monti stated that “It was never my intention to cause _________” and that she was “in no way a _______ person.”‘
Below is a list of the missing words for you to use,
but of course feel free to make up your own.
It might be fun.
naked violent struggle testicles
harm yours genitals underpants unable
In case you’re struggling, you can read the actual story here.
I’m certainly glad that she didn’t mean to cause harm and isn’t a violent person, otherwise it would have been awful…
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July 27th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Ah… I can’t get the link to work (it may just be the computer I’m on at the moment) but what you’ve described so far reminds me of Lorena Bobbit.
August 16th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
August 16–first time I’ve been able to load your blog since it went down. Hope this means you are back–My daughter and I will be thrilled if it is for good and we are looking forward to your posts!!
August 16th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Well, here in the US we bread and fry them up before we attempt to swallow them (and usually they come from cattle and sheep, not men that have made us disgruntled.) However, there is no accounting for American tastes, we elected the W again….
So glad you are back!
August 16th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Jo!! You’re back! Boy oh boy, have we missed you.
As far as your story goes…ewww. Yuck AND ewwww.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:39 am
Bellevelma, it’s very like the bobbit thing, though I’m not sure whether she tried to literally swallow it.
Eurghhh.
Mrs Weasley and daughter, Leendaluu, and RC, yay, I think we’re sorted.
I’ve now got to copy across all my virb posts so there’s loads to do, but I’m so excited.
It’s been a nightmare.
Thanks for visiting so quick.
I feel all loved.