Royal bliss

It gives me great pleasure to announce what you have all suspected.
I am in fact of noble birth.
There is blue blood in my veins, letters after my name and red carpet under my feet at every event I attend.

And my title?
 

Lady Jo The Nimble Of Nether Wombleshire.
I am so proud.
Don’t worry, I won’t [...]

I have survived

We are back.
We are whole.
Murder was not committed though at times contemplated.
Torquay looked like this…

 
 
and this…

and this.

We found brazen pirates…

and hidden rooftop angels…

and it was ok…
In the next few days you can expect posts about discovering one of the most beautiful places we have ever seen.
The delights of the hotel and its, erm, [...]

The one where Miss M is part fish…

Another piece of my lost back catalogue due to blog explosions…
Mr B and I were chatting in bed last night.
It was our first proper conversation since we got back on Saturday as we’ve just been so busy and so shattered.
We’d had a fab barbeque tea.
Misses E and M were fast asleep and we were in [...]

The one I’m saving for when Miss M is a teenager

More toilet humour. Sorry.
A few weeks ago, Miss M Beaufoix decided it would be a good idea to poop in her Noddy bucket.
I didn’t blog about it at the time as it came during a period of unprecedented toilet incidents so it was just one more among many.
But this week I decided it needed [...]

The one where Miss M learns a new word

Big sighhhhhhh.

Ahh more memories of the summer holiday. You know, the one we chose to be on…

I know, I know, I don’t deserve to be having a good time in Torquay now.
Bad bad Jo.

Great Yarmouth is on the East Coast of England about 20 miles from Norwich.
We were in a little village [...]

Great Yarmouth/Torquay’s got style, personality

(Anyone else in the UK remember that advert?) Jazz hands everybody.
Ok, this is a little post I wrote for when we were going to Great Yarmouth in the Summer.
Because of my exploding blog I think most of you missed it, but I had such fun writing it that I’m posting it again.
In your head [...]

About a girl

I nabbed this from Lori as she said anyone can play…
I’m not printing the rules as I’m kind of not following them, but I like these questions…
 
1. Do you like cheese? YES, Wensleydale and Cranberry, Mmmmmm.
2. Have you ever been arrested? No
3. Have you ever shot a gun? Only a pellet gun
4. Your favorite [...]

Bling and Beaufoix babe cuteness

Bloggy bling time ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome.
Tonights award ceremony will be short and sweet as I have to pack.
So without further ado,

The unrivaled and stellar babe an English Mum bestowed on me the bodacious blog award duuuude.
No Way?
Yes Way.

Excellent.
So which of you outstanding duuudes has been most triumphant?
RC, Jen, Mya, Dumdad and 21st Century [...]

A girl can dream

First of all thank you all so much for all the support yesterday.
It’s so good to know I’m not going crazy and that I was OK to have a strop.
We’ve talked to Mr B’s mum today and we’re going in the car and meeting her there.
She was fine about it, thank God, but I had [...]

Angry Jo

Arggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

I need to vent.

I need to rant.

I need to pull unsuspecting trees up by the roots and hit officious arseholes over the head with them.

Sorry everyone, I don’t think I have ever done this before, but i AM SO MAD AND ANGRY AND FED UP, in fact, so cross that my keyboard turned [...]