More toilet humour. Sorry.
A few weeks ago, Miss M Beaufoix decided it would be a good idea to poop in her Noddy bucket.
I didn’t blog about it at the time as it came during a period of unprecedented toilet incidents so it was just one more among many.
But this week I decided it needed to be recorded for posterity,
or for use as a bribe in her teenage years.
So,
Miss M pooped in her Noddy bucket.
I am at a loss as to why this might have been.
Her Pooh Bear potty was right there, clean and receptive to incoming,
but Miss M preferred to use her little tin bucket.
She was very matter of fact about it.
M: “Mummy, my done a poo.”
Me: “Good girl. Mummy just take it to the toilet. ”
Then, after checking the potty…
Me: “You haven’t done a poo sweetie.”
M: “My have done a poo mummy. It in my Noddy bucket.”
Me: “What? In your bucket? Oh no M, we’ll have to throw Noddy away now.”
There was silence.
I expected tears, shouting, a tug of war ending in poop everywhere except in the Noddy bucket, but all I got was this…
M: “Mummy, can my have a drink now?”
So the Noddy Bucket ended up in the green bin and Miss M hasn’t mentioned it since.
Perhaps it is a piece of experimentation she’d rather forget.
No chance kiddo, Mummy’s got it all in writing. You can never escape.
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September 27th, 2007 at 4:27 am
Maybe Noddy was assigned to the navy – on the poop deck ….
September 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am
What on earth was she thinking? Poor Noddy. They call him Oui-Oui over here, you know. Poor Noddy.
Mya x
September 27th, 2007 at 8:47 am
LOL maybe it was her way of telling you….Noddy just had to go! It was time. tee hee
September 27th, 2007 at 11:13 am
At least she did it in a receptacle!
September 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Love the tale – I guess Mr B will probably recount that one on her wedding day
September 27th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
I don’t know who Noddy is, but I’m sure he had it coming. Miss M is a great judge of character.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Sounds to me like she had it in for that poor bucket.
September 29th, 2007 at 4:18 am
David, hee hee.
Mya, I don’t know about oui-oui, it was more like poo-poo. x
Corey, maybe that was it. She has moved on from Noddy now and for a while she adored him.
Akela, I hadn’t thought of that. It could have been much, much worse…
21st CM, oh the stories he will tell, hee hee.
Troy hee hee. Miss M is a good judge of character…maybe Noddy did something bad.
Kimberly, she definitely didn’t shed any tears.