Halloween Happenings

Hmmm, I am not here. I am in London watching Lee Mead in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat. It’s part of Miss E’s birthday prezzie, remember?
Hooray.
So I am quickly prepared in advance, by doing this quiz,
How scary are you?
I was thinking, well you know, I have a slight temper…
I loved Buffy [...]

Who do you think you are?

I’ve been tagged for a few memes recently.
I can’t get my head around yours yet RC as I’ve been a wee bit low and the thought of writing about myself is kind of , erm, scary, but I will do it when I feel more with it, I promise.
This meme is from the lovely Walksfarwoman [...]

Halloween has never been so scary

Miss M: “D’you know?
Dare was a dark cave…

an’ a wickle spider,

an’ a monster ate my granny.”

Me: “Oh dear. Naughty monster.”
Miss M: “An it didn’t eat me cos my hair was too fwuffy, but it did eat de dragon and my granny.”

A halloween nightmare brought to you by Miss [...]

Evil Spam Robots

Arghhhhhhhh
I am a spam magnet.

I’m getting over 60 a day, all either medical or the other kind…
I hate spammers.
Especially the ones that make pretend comments like,
“Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! sqewmwnhqogd”
or
“Sounds like a good idea, but I don’t really understand it myself.”
Arghhhhhhhh.
Do they think I’m stupid??
Have I got ‘I love’ spam written across my [...]

Mini motivator

We have an amazing new bribe motivational tool for Miss M…
You’re excited now aren’t you?
I can tell.
You’ve gone a bit pale and shaky.
You see, if Miss M is good she gets one of these…

 
And she puts it in here…

And when it’s full she gets this…

The doll in the car, not the pine shelving.
So if she’s [...]

Creation or destruction?

Remember Miss M’s body art incident?
Well, we have progressed from arms and legs to other things…

I’m all for creative exploration and self expression, but there has to be some limits right??

So, should I see this as a small hooligan with a brown felt-tip, graffiti-ing (is this a word??) a privately owned property?
Or
Miss M exercising her [...]

Big sighhhhhhh

I had started a post today…
Then I went to put Miss M to bed.
I lay beside her as she ‘huggled’ Minnie Mouse and a cuddly otter.
Yes I said otter…
We got it when we went here.
And yes I said ‘huggled’.
A huggle is a cross between a cuddle and a hug. Miss M has always used [...]

Britney, beware…

Hmmm, thanks for all your, erm, hardwork yesterday Babs.
Do go and rest dear……………
Ok, she’s gone. She’s getting a bit above herself that one. Tsk…
Now, do you remember this anybody?
Ooops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
You think I’m in love
A gift from a-bo-o-o-ove
I’m not [...]

The Dream Life of an Ostrich

Ingenious Rose was tagged by littlemummy , to write about her Ultimate Life, and has now tagged me with said meme.

The rules are:
Answer the questions as realistically or unrealistically as you want.
Copy the rules into your meme post.
Link back to the person who tagged you.
Tag 5 others.
I always find memes like this a little [...]

Go Google Yourself

This post is part of the All Women Blogging Carnival, hostest this week by my friend, the fabulously wonderful Mad Goat Lady.  Come and play.
Here is David’s question for this week. If you want to join in just answer on your own blog any time until next weekend. Just link to this blog (or [...]