Today Miss M seemed to have forgotten about the rainbow poop.
Hooray.
Unfortunately, this afternoon I was introduced to the turtle poop.
Miss M: “Mummy, my done a turtle.”
Me: “Ohhh, it does look a bit like a turtle doesn’t it?”
Miss M: “It a turtle poo.”
Me: “Shall we take the turtle upstairs for a swim in the toilet? Then he can find his mummy and daddy…”
Miss M: “Ok.”
Phew…
Bye bye Mr Turtle.
Honestly, what is it with my child?
I mean, I’ve heard of a p*ss artist, but this???
Oh, and you know how I mentioned all the rude looking spam I’ve been getting lately??
Well I may have figured out why…
Sausage Roll Anybody
How clean is your spouse?
Fancy a quickie?
Lazy Sunday
Sleeping with the Enemy
A bit of a moment
My Favourite Things
Sleeping With Rocky
I love my love with an A
Peperami Pentathlon
A Moment of Happiness
Dream On
Find the Penny
That’s Mine
Quick, Try This
We’re watching you
Naked blog, how rude
Missing Widgets
What a Day
Munchy Meme
Yuck and Yum
Party Time
Dangerous When Wet
Hot hot hot
Ouch
Hello Mr Chocolate Starfish
I got plenty
Not again
He did what?
What Makes you Happy?
A Grim Tale
Sick
Plastic Fantastic
Love
The Wonderful and the Weird
A Girl can Dream
About a Girl
Let Me Entertain You
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Third Time Lucky
Believe it or not, this is not a list of the latest X-rated dvd’s available in your local Adult Entertainment Emporium…
no,
these are all titles of blog posts,
MY blog posts…
What have I done?
I seem to have nicked all my post titles from Carry On Films.
Must try not to do this anymore…
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October 3rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
naughty naughty you.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
But I didn’t mean to so it doesn’t count, right?
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
LOL that is priceless. the blog post titles…not the turtle poop>. The turtle poop is funny though.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Corey, I was thinking, why? Why is this happening?
Then I went, ahhhhh.
Hee hee
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
OMG, that is hilarious. I never noticed it before, but now, looking at them all together…my goodness, Jo, you are a naughty thing, aren’t you?
I can only imagine what kind of spam “Peperami Pentathalon” brought you.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Jen, I will be a changed woman, I promise.
Hee hee.
Or maybe not.
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Probably waaaaay more information than anyone ever needs to know, but my husband always says on his way to the loo that he’s got a turtle head poking out. It always disgusts me, but your daughter’s turtle poo reminded me of that.
And personally, I like your porno post titles. lol
October 4th, 2007 at 12:50 am
Heh heh, thanks cablegirl, and my husband uses that one too. Charming aren’t they??
October 4th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Turtle poos, rainbow poos, yes these can both be the basis of a new film: “Carry on Pooing.”
It’s sure to be a great success among the younger generation.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Dumdad, you are so right.
You can be best boy.
October 4th, 2007 at 11:20 am
They certainly raise a smile!
October 4th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Sure you accidentally named your posts after could-be porn titles.
Sure you did…
October 5th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Carry On Jo
October 7th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Akela, smiling is good, and RC, I promise it was an accident.
Individuay and in context they look fine, but as a list….
Bad Jo.
Napoleon, you know, I probably will.