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Slugged again

11.06.07 | 26 Comments | Filed Under Help!, pets, slugs, why?

Have you…

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..ever seen…

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..anything more gross…

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..in your kitchen??

Dumdad, you can’t play as I’ve seen the picture of the cow’s tongue and I can only imagine the brains….

But look.

It is gross isn’t it?

I mean, I’m not missing a slug loving gene am I??

Hmmm, I wonder if soft focus will help…

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Nope, still shiny, still slimy, still disgusting.

What if I funky it up…

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Would you put that on your wall??

Didn’t think so.

So what do I do?

There’s no gap under my cupboards now. It’s all sealed up with a lovely new plinth.
They must be getting in under my washer, and I really need my washer.

Arghhhh.

Blumming slugs.

If they’re not careful, the next photo I print will be something like this…

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Only it will be a real big, red boot, very similar to one that I own…

(NB. If you haven’t read about any other of my slug encounters and you’re scared you might be missing out on some slug joy, then you will find them under the category ’slugs’. Yes, they have their own category.)

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