Tonight Miss M does not want to go to bed.
She does not want to go to bed because of this.
Go on.
Click the link.
You’ll like it.
Honest. It’s cute…
In fact it’s the ideal pet.
It obeys basic commands.
You don’t have to feed it.
And it poops on someone else’s carpet.
Big sighhhhh.
The only trouble is, Miss M is now crying because she;
Miss M: “Misses de doggy. Sob, sob.”
So I make him wave night night.
She waves back, then looks at me with undisguised disgust because she knows I’m going to turn him off.
This time last year she would have been so mesmerized with the dog waving that she would have gone to bed on a smile.
This year, she thinks her mummy is a doggy terminator.
Bugger.
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December 29th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
It made my dogs crazy….they could not figure out who the canine intruder was….now I have to take them to a doggy psychotherapist. Thanks, JO.
December 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
oh yes….YOu are a mean mean mama! Shame on you!
December 29th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Lee, I am so sorry. But it is cute isn’t it? I’m not even a yorkie fan, but I like this one.
Corey, I did turn him off. I am bad.
December 30th, 2007 at 3:48 am
it is really cute jo. and i’m sorry, but i was curious, and not compLETEly awake, so i thought you *saw* it poop. so i typed “poop”. it does not. so you just assumed the dog pooped, yeah?
sorry. there’s something wrong with me, i know.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Where can I get one of these? And, can I trade in my current dog unit for it?
December 30th, 2007 at 9:18 am
That’s too cute for words. You’re a very mean mommy!
December 30th, 2007 at 10:57 am
That’s the kind of dog I like…no mess, no walkies and lives in the PC. Happy New Year Jo ;-D
December 30th, 2007 at 11:59 am
That’s so cute!
December 30th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
erm, you’re only in training to be bad and Holly is my apprentice. I am the Queen of bad. I typed in ‘explode’. Just in case you’re wondering, it didn’t. Apparently its trainer hadn’t taught it that trick.
December 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
only one solution for Miss M—-stop by our place and borrow riley for an afternoon! that’ll cure her of wanting a dog.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Holly. We typed poop as well hee hee. I’d have laughed so much if the word ‘pervert’ had flashed up on the screen or something.
Momo, don’t know if they trade. I think it’s a robot dog anyway. No dog is that good.
Irene, I am the meanest.
21st CM. Thanks. Vurtual pets are good. We will have a real dog again in a few years though when Miss M is older. It might have to be a labradoodle as the girls and Mr B all get eczema. I do miss having a happy hound, even with the poop and the walkies and all.
Akela, Miss M lurves him.
Belle, I just nearly covered my PC in tea. You typed in EXPLODE? Mwah ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaa. You are fabulous.
Laurie, I would so borrow Riley. I do miss having dogs around. I used to work in kennels and groom dogs. It was the best job for keeping you fit and smiling. Big sighhhh. It just also kept us completely broke. Boo.
December 30th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
That is the neatest thing I’ve seen all day. That said, it was a really boring day.
So cute!
December 31st, 2007 at 9:44 pm
You do realize that the mommy can’t win, right?
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Kim, boring days are good sometimes. They make us appreciate the good stuff. Like, erm, virtual pets.
RC, I know. I should have learnt that by now, but I still live in hope.