It’s happened at last. I knew it would only be a matter of time till a member of my family ended up behind bars, and to be honest, I’m not surprised it turned out to be this one.
Her list of crimes include;
Vandalism – well it wasn’t me who did this.
Violence – poor Mr B, he never had a chance.
Theft – that would be Miss E’s fruit pastilles, Mummy’s chocolate, Daddy’s sock to put her baby in like a sleeping bag, oh the list goes on…
..and finally indecent exposure. Playmania, Mansfield, UK, last July, the kid running around in just her pants? She was mine.
So, Miss M will be spending the rest of today incarcerated at Her Majesty’s Service, (well I am Queen in this house anyway).
Or at least till Mummy gets a few pictures of her stuck behind the fireguard, where she got in, but can’t get out.
She seemed quite happy with the arrangement, as long as she was allowed to take a picture right back.
Say CHEESE.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 am
I firmly believe that all children should be caged.
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:36 am
This is a perfect excuse to bring the dog cage out of the basement. Stick ‘em in there with a bowl of water and a rawhide bone, and maybe THEN they would listen to me. Aw. Probably not. They’d think it was a big adventure and my plan would backfire.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am
Fromage!
She looks like she is having waaay to much fun behind her ‘cage’..
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
Maria, we should start a club, kiddie cages.com or something??
Hmmm, yep, they’d just see it as a new playhouse. Sighhh.
Mie, she was. E was laughing her head off watching her.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
she looks like a wily one, that one. watch out she doesn’t escape by wriggling up the chimney!
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Oh my God! Look at the state of that potty!
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I have got to be getting myself one of those! Preferably large enough to house 3 kids and anenglishdad while I nick all their Easter eggs!
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
hmmmmmm…got in…but not out? isn’t that crafty!!!!
love it. I would have left her there for awhile…and blogged. wink wink….
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
if you ask me she looks a little too happy behind bars…
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:32 am
oh wow. now i kind of wish i still had a fireguard, even though i no longer have a fireplace. i probably should have wished that much more silently.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:23 am
They’re incredibly cute even when they’re in trouble, eh?
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:09 am
Am I the only one who thinks a fireguard that a three year old can get into, but not out of is dangerous?
March 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
One of the signs of being a real blogger. Hold that pose until I get my camera, I have GOT to blog about this!
Good one and honestly, I think the little nipper deserved some jail time, tsk, tsk.
March 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Laurie, wily is a good word for M.
Rosie, it is art you know.
Englishmum, you can get them in Argos, but you might need a bigger one for the whole family.
Corey, hee hee, she was quite happy, but I had visions of her chewing on the coals.
Cami, she does, you’re right. Hmmmm, must have a chat with her about that.
Holly, you are wicked.
Stephen, they are. It’s so hard not to laugh isn’t it?
Mrs Weasley, you are right, but we haven’t used the fire in over a year and she knows NOT to do it again. She could have gotten out I think, but she was enjoying the drama. Little minx.
Jo I know, it was so bad, but I did check she was ok first, hee hee. I take my camera everywhere now just n case. Is that bad?