Devolution

Life according to a 3 year old…
Miss M: “When E gets smaller an can come to hursery she can be in my group?”
Me: “Erm, E isn’t going to get smaller M. She’s growing every day just like you, and she’s already been to nursery, she can’t go again.”
Miss M: “Oh.”
Minutes later…
Miss [...]

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Birthdays, parties and juice

Just a quickie tonight as I am soooo tired. I’m doing great health wise and am pretty much off the pain killers etc, but I am knackered.
So, first of all,

Happy Birthday Gorgeous Cami. Hope you get that chocolate cream pie, and lots of other yummy and sassy things. Kisses and hugs to [...]

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Animal instinct?

I checked up on David to see if there was a weekend wandering question to inspire me today, and although there isn’t one this week, it reminded me that there was one my gorgeous Cami answered a couple of weeks ago that struck a chord with me…
If you want to play too, just link to [...]

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Drag queen cutie

Sometimes I worry about my kids…

And in case you’re wondering, she’s not yelling,
“No Daddy, don’t go.”
She’s yelling,
“My got your leg Daddy. Dat leg is mine.”

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How to get yourself a partner, according to a 7 year old.

Miss E (7) wrote this little tale a few months back;
She wouldn’t let me blog it at the time as she was a bit embarrassed by the fact that I snorted and guffawed at it, but it was only because I found it so cute.

In case you can’t make it out it says:
‘A long long [...]

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Miss M, 3 year old genius
Today M arrived home with yet another work of art.
Rosie had popped over for a cuppa, and Miss M proudly displayed her creative genius by hurling a spotty picture onto the floor in front of her and doing a kind of little kid dance, you know, the kind footballers do [...]

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Sassy footwear and reluctant kisses

So I’m standing at the front door chatting to Mr B as he puts the wheelie bin out.
I’m hiding a little behind it, as I’m not one to display my spotty nightshirt and cuddly white dressing gown in public.
I don’t want to scare people.
That would be mean.
Then I look down and realise my efforts are [...]

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Shannon Matthews

Hey you lot.
This is me, the real me, not the pre-written, pre-op’ me, so forgive me if I’m a bit squiffy.

I just read through all your comments and you made me laugh, (ouch) cry and, well, burp actually. Apparently that’s down to all the gas they pump into you during keyhole surgery, in [...]

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The pitter patter of tiny food stuffs

I have a feeling Ms Leendaluu has been up to mischief…
You see, I cut into a normal looking red pepper the other day, and discovered this…

It was quite a shock I can tell you.
One minute I’m preparing a tasty and nourishing meal for the family, the next I’m performing a vegetable caesarean.

And then we [...]

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