Miss M: “Mummy, can my have a giant Esther.”
Me: “Pardon babe?”
Miss M: “My want a giant Esther please.”
Me: “A what? Who’s Esther M? What do you want?”
Miss M: “My want a GIANT ESTHER.”
Me: “Erm…”

She frowns at me in that withering way three year olds do, then drags me into the kitchen.
Miss M: “My want to eat a giant Esther Mummy. Up there. Like Granny.”
Me: “Ahhhhhhh.”
Digestive/Giant Esther.
Almost exactly the same.




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May 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Next she’ll want a chocolate Giant Esther!!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:31 am
The games we have to play to figure out what they’re saying!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Hee Hee!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
tee hee…but I have to say….ummmmm what an unappealing name for a cookie. bleh!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I’d have never have got that!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
oh for cryin’ out loud who DOESN’T want a giant esther? all that potential morning talk show in your house (well on your property unless you have a really tall house and why would you, except only just to *have* a giant esther in your house?)! it would be *almost* as good as a giant oprah. oh bob i want a giant oprah. please, won’t someone give me a giant oprah?
May 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Ha, ha! So cute. Good thing she could point out what it was or you’d be out calling every Esther in the phone book “ahem, excuse me, are you a giant?”
May 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Well make that two giant Esthers as I’m quite partial to them as well!
The biscuits that is …. not the Rantzens!
May 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Um, Giant Esther kind of scares me…..
I’m just sayin’.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
She is the sweetest!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:13 am
There you go, talking food again. What is a digestive biscuit, and why are you eating them? It sounds like something you eat to make you poo.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I do like a Giant Esther to dunk in my cuppa….
May 9th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Rosie, mmmm, chocolate digestives, slurp.
Lori, thank Bob by the time they’re three we’re gooood.
Belle, it made me laugh too. ;D
Corey, you know, you’re right.
Akela, the granny bit gave me a clue. My mum loves those biscuits.
Holly, I will get you a giant Oprah, ok?
Erin, I would have probably been arrested for harrassment or something.
Maggie May, they are so good for dunking.
Mie, she is scary. Run away.
Mrs Weasley, I think so too most of the time.
Momo, it’s funny, I never thought about it till I googled for a picture and it brought up the digestive tract, bleurghhh. So I took my own pic.
Dumdad, me too. Yum.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:20 am
I play this game at least once a day, but I’m not nearly as successful as you at solving the mystery. I like to think that’s because The Ambassador is only 21 months old and not because I’m an idiot. Right? Right.