Tall people in my kitchen

Thu, May 8, 2008

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Miss M: “Mummy, can my have a giant Esther.”

Me: “Pardon babe?”

Miss M: “My want a giant Esther please.”

Me: “A what? Who’s Esther M? What do you want?”

Miss M: “My want a GIANT ESTHER.”

Me: “Erm…”

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She frowns at me in that withering way three year olds do, then drags me into the kitchen.

Miss M: “My want to eat a giant Esther Mummy. Up there. Like Granny.”

Me: “Ahhhhhhh.”

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Digestive/Giant Esther.

Almost exactly the same.

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14 Responses to “Tall people in my kitchen”

  1. Rosie Says:

    Next she’ll want a chocolate Giant Esther!!

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  2. Lori Says:

    The games we have to play to figure out what they’re saying!

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  3. bellevelma Says:

    Hee Hee!

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  4. Corey Says:

    tee hee…but I have to say….ummmmm what an unappealing name for a cookie. bleh!

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  5. Akelamalu Says:

    I’d have never have got that! :)

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  6. holly Says:

    oh for cryin’ out loud who DOESN’T want a giant esther? all that potential morning talk show in your house (well on your property unless you have a really tall house and why would you, except only just to *have* a giant esther in your house?)! it would be *almost* as good as a giant oprah. oh bob i want a giant oprah. please, won’t someone give me a giant oprah?

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  7. Erin Says:

    Ha, ha! So cute. Good thing she could point out what it was or you’d be out calling every Esther in the phone book “ahem, excuse me, are you a giant?”

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  8. Maggie May Says:

    Well make that two giant Esthers as I’m quite partial to them as well!
    The biscuits that is …. not the Rantzens!

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  9. mielikki Says:

    Um, Giant Esther kind of scares me…..
    I’m just sayin’.

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  10. Mrs. Weasley Says:

    She is the sweetest!!!

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  11. Momo Fali Says:

    There you go, talking food again. What is a digestive biscuit, and why are you eating them? It sounds like something you eat to make you poo.

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  12. Dumdad Says:

    I do like a Giant Esther to dunk in my cuppa….

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  13. Jo Beaufoix Says:

    Rosie, mmmm, chocolate digestives, slurp.

    Lori, thank Bob by the time they’re three we’re gooood. :D

    Belle, it made me laugh too. ;D

    Corey, you know, you’re right.

    Akela, the granny bit gave me a clue. My mum loves those biscuits.

    Holly, I will get you a giant Oprah, ok?

    Erin, I would have probably been arrested for harrassment or something.

    Maggie May, they are so good for dunking.

    Mie, she is scary. Run away.

    Mrs Weasley, I think so too most of the time. :D

    Momo, it’s funny, I never thought about it till I googled for a picture and it brought up the digestive tract, bleurghhh. So I took my own pic. :D

    Dumdad, me too. Yum.

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  14. Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:

    I play this game at least once a day, but I’m not nearly as successful as you at solving the mystery. I like to think that’s because The Ambassador is only 21 months old and not because I’m an idiot. Right? Right.

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