It’s about 5 O’Clock in the afternoon. I’m chatting to a certain person on the phone, when Miss M appears beside me, tugs on my arm and says very loudly;
Miss M: “Mummy, Daddy is wearing your pants.”
Me: “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”
Holl: “Snort, I’m blogging that.”
Kids, don’t you just love ‘em?
Please note: He wasn’t, I promise.
Sorry I’m getting a bit behind on reading everybody. We are a sick house at the minute, Miss M has the cough from hell, Miss E has a throat and ear infection as well as a bad flair up of her eczema and I have a bad throat and cold. All this means I’m on about 4 hours sleep a night for the last two nights and flagging.
Mr B is just recovered from a sickness bug and keeping well away so I am kna**ered to say the least.
I’ll be back soon to tell you all about my new diet…, and I must blog those things you gave me Holl, you know, the slimy ones??
May 13th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Oh no Jo! I hope everyone is on the mend and feels better real soon!
May 13th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Sorry to hear you’re poorly sick. You’ve probably all caught chills from wearing inappropriate underwear …
May 13th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Kids do say the darnest things! I wish I had wrote down all the things my kids have said or done.
You forgot thongs for the years 2000! LOL! Which I don’t wear or would never. LOL!
Hope yall feel better soon!
May 13th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Oh, goodness : ) That is too funny. They always pick the wrong moments to say things, don’t they? Hee, hee.
Hope you all start feeling better soon.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Sure he wasn’t wearing your pants. Uh huh. Right.
Thanks for THAT mental image.
I hope you all start feeling better soon. You poor things.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
jo honey, i’m sorry, you can deny it as much as you want, but i *don’t* judge. it’s really okay if he *was* wearing them.
is knackered a bad word? knackered knackered knackered. hmm…no resultant fire and brimstone. bloody hell. still none.
and ooooooooooh it’s looking a bit sparklier here. has the webmaster been playing? niiiice.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Tee hee!
On the plus side your page is looking so luverly today! The green wood panelling is so funky!
May 13th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Wow! New design! I liked the old one but this one really sizzles!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Firstly, (not sure that is a word, but I like it) I am so sorry to hear that you all have been sick. We have has the sniffles and sore throat here as well.
secondly, I love the green on here. quite delighful.
Thirdly, talking to HOlly on the phone…..how cool is that?
May 13th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Crikey, Jo, can’t you make the headlines a bit bigger – I can hardly read them!
Sorry to hear you’re poorly – get well soon.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Why do they always say it at the most inopportune time?
Hope the dreaded lurgy soon leaves your house. x
May 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
What is this: “kna**ered”? Is that a British swear word you’ve disguised? I need to know what it is so I can say it to my British mother-in-law and act all innocent like I didn’t know what I was saying.
She loves me. 
Anyway, sorry to hear about your sickies.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Feel better soon, all of you!
May 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
So WHY did she think he was wearing your pants?
Love the new green wood effect, t’is nice.
Pickle has had ‘upper respiratory infection’ including a temp of 39.4 degrees for 4 WHOLE nights before doctors would give us antibiotics for her.
I’m off to sleep now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
May 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
OOOOOOh!
the site looks fab
May 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I remember the moment I knew I had to stop swearing in front of my children (well I now only do it in extreme conditions). My son was about 2, we were trying to leave the house, when I dropped my bag and everything tipped out onto the floor. Before I had time, my son piped up “oh for f**ks sake”. Oops, I expect he’d said that at nursery too, but they never let on.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Why was he wearing your pants? LOL
May 14th, 2008 at 4:37 am
He would be in good company isn’t that what David Beckham does!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 6:32 am
I loved this Post, bloody brilliant, just the sort of thing that would get said at exactly the wrong time in our house.
Your profile is hysterical, really, really funny.
Not an aquarium…Ha!!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Too funny! Love the undie photo, how true. Hope you all start feeling better soon. I’ve had this uckiness for far too long.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 am
I hope everyone is on the mend.
I guess your daughter has now put a new twist on the age old question: “Who wears the pants?”
May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Momo, thanks my lovely.
Belle, that must be it, snort.
Kitten, I recko9n they’ve not put thongs for the year 2000 as most people go commando these days. That’s right isn’t it?
Erin thank you, and they like to keep us on our toes don’t they?
RC thanks dearie. And now I know you’re imagining my hubby in ladies pants. How rude.
Hee hee, the master has been working his magic. And knackered is naughty, or so I was brought up to think, sometimes you can’t shake stuff off can you.
Kim thanks babe, I really love it.
Lisa,thanks mate, I like it too, I can’t take the credit though, I discovered my ostrich but my mate Ashley designed the site. He’s wicked.
Corey, thanks, and blimey it is sick time again for us all isn’t it? And I love me some Holl chat.
Dumdad, I didn’t want you to struggle, what with your failing eyesight and everything, hee hee.
Akela, I think they do it deliberately. Even at three they are cunning. ;D
Groovy Mom, I’ve added a bit in my next post just for you.
Susan, thank you my dear. Hope you’re doing ok.
Picklesmum, that’s what Miss M and I have. It’s awful. And we have no antibiotics. Boo.
Cami, thanks hon. I love it.
GoneBack South that is so funny. I mean I wouldn’t laugh if Miss M did it…ok, maybe I would. ;D
Maria, he really wasn’t. My kid is just twisted.
chrisb, apparently so. I bet my pants are bigger than Victoria’s though.
Frog in the Field, hi, and don’t you just love how the little darlings choose their moments? Hee hee.
Lisa’s Chaos, thanks, and I hope you feel better soon too.
Lovely Bee, I think Miss M wears the pants.