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Doctor No No No

by Jo Beaufoix on May 15, 2008

I am still knackered and sore throated. Sleep would help, I must get some of that, MISS M.

Today I had to go back to the surgery for a routine blood test.

Miss E was back at school, though she’s still a bit pasty faced, but I am sooo glad she wasn’t with us because Miss M needed the toilet and yet again there was an interesting display on the wall.

Luckily Miss M didn’t notice. I think even she would have asked about this one…

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I mean, I thought only dogs were meant to be able to do that. It’s just wrong.

So, I have a challenge for you.

How would you explain this picture to your 7 or 3 year old?

I think I would probably go with, “It’s just a funny girl making sure that she hasn’t lost her bottom”, if there was the slightest chance I could get away with it, but I’m open to suggestions, especially amusing ones.

Come on people, tell me your thoughts.

P.S. I have no problems with my kids asking me questions about stuff, but there are some things that I just think there is plenty of time for when they are bigger you know?

See you all soon.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Groovy Mom 05.15.08 at 1:36 pm

Oh my my my. I guess I’d just say she was making sure her bum was clean.

2 Lori 05.15.08 at 2:34 pm

Good lord! That is just crazy! I’m sure I’d come up w/ some really clever thing like, “she wanted to see where her poo came from”. No, probably not. YIKES!

3 Mama Zen 05.15.08 at 2:52 pm

Yoga. She’s doing yoga.

4 Corey 05.15.08 at 3:36 pm

I would say……That sign is just to remind us to make sure we wiped good! LOL you know…with a fairly newly potty trained girl on my hands, she’ll love it. Right now it is all about the wiping.

5 david mcmahon 05.15.08 at 3:38 pm

BIG grin on my face!

6 Kimberly 05.15.08 at 4:28 pm

She got pins and needles in her bum? She’s a circus performer? She’s wondering if that’s where all her clothes have gone? Ummm…

7 holly 05.15.08 at 4:49 pm

this is clearly a gymnastics warm-up exercise. you can’t do this? you’ll never get into the olympics. every girl wants to get into the olympics, right? no? well good. you shouldn’t be doing this then. now go clean your room. <— that’s pretty much how i handle everything. everything can be explained in terms of how it relates to the olympics.

8 Erin 05.15.08 at 7:08 pm

Who comes up with that? Unbelievable! I did a double take when I saw that and then just about peed myself laughing : )

9 Merisi 05.16.08 at 1:31 am

You know there are big bugs and little bugs?
Well, sometimes those little one are just buggers …

Thanks to David at Authorblog http://david-mcmahon.blogspot.com/
that I gained a new insight!

10 Crazycath 05.16.08 at 4:11 am

Jo I’d love to laugh at this but after several attempts can’t load the picture. But, I hopped across to your Dr. No and got a smile from that one too! I get the idea though and still think you should get the surgery to make leaflets for 7 year olds explaining their graphic pictures for them.

Hope you feel better soon and get some sleep soon.

11 Debbie 05.16.08 at 5:10 am

Oh my goodness! I’ve laughed so hard at the picture and the comments so far, I’m about to pee! I think I’d go with the Yoga, but how do you explain the eyes!! LOL LOL She’s obviously looking FOR something…oh this is too good :)

12 bellevelma 05.16.08 at 6:55 am

Yoga. Or gymnastics. Naked gymnastics! That’s what happens when you don’t bring your dirty clothes to the wash like mum asked you to. They don’t get washed and you have to go to gymnastics class naked. Yeah, I think that’s what I’d say.

13 Jo Beaufoix 05.17.08 at 11:36 am

Hee hee, thanks everyone.

Groovy Mom, that could do it.

Lori, that’s ok, I’m just scared one of mine might try it and do themself a mischief, ;)

Mama Zen, yoga is good. Naked yoga. Perfect. :D

Corey, yep, it’s all about the wiping here too. :D

David, I know, it’s mad isn’t it? ;)

Kim, oh my bob those were so funny. I love the pins and needles in her bum one. Hee hee.

Holl, I have to use that, that is fantastic. The Olympics. Right. :D

Erin, somebody spent time and sweat creating that, you shouldn’t laugh. (Hee hee)

Merisi, thanks for stopping by. :D

Crazycath thanks and I must speak to them about it, hee hee. It really does worry me, in that I don’t want to answer questions like that yet, but if I have to at least now I’m armed/prepared. ;)

Debbie, she looks quite alarmed doesn’t she, hee hee.

BelleV, that is fantastic, and Miss E is always forgetting to bring her PE kit home.

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