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Losing Nemo

by Jo Beaufoix on July 7, 2008

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Our host today is the lovely Olive. Having been away for the majority of the weekend I kind of forgot to write my post last night as I was a tired lady. In fact, I didn’t even look at the topic till this morning. When I did I thought, oh my Bob, because Olive wants our fishing stories and, well, apart from rock pooling which I loved as a kid and love doing with my kids now, I have never actually, truly, properly fished.

You see, I have a confession. Fish give me the creeps a little bit. There are several reasons this could be:

  • Their eyes
  • Their cold dead eyes at the fish market
  • The smell
  • The dead goldfish in my shoe when I was about eleven
  • The dead fish entrails on my kitchen floor brought to me by my old cat Myron (RIP)or
  • The dream where my brother ate a goldfish.

To be honest I think it was the last one. Shiver. I heard it crunch.

Sorry, I have to go be sick in a bucket.

But I will come and read your stories. I might heave a bit, but I’ll do it, for you.

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{ 38 comments… read them below or add one }

1 holly 07.07.08 at 3:28 am

how do you feel about fish crackers? they’re crunchy, in a good way! go on, try one! try them and you may i say!

2 Karisma 07.07.08 at 4:04 am

Don’t worry fishy! I much prefer carrots anyway! You are safe at my place.

3 Tara@From Dawn Till Rusk 07.07.08 at 5:23 am

my kids love the fish counter at the supermarket. It’s like fun part of the trip - they’re fascinated but kinda creeped out too! although I do push it a bit when I need to pull them into line at home and I’ll say “don’t hurt your sister, the monkfish won’t like.”

4 chrisb 07.07.08 at 5:41 am

I actually love the taste of most fish but am much less keen on the smell it leaves~ my mother had salmon for lunch today and I’m still getting a whiff~ not pleasant!

5 Maria 07.07.08 at 5:59 am

I don’t eat seafood. That poor, poor fish pictured. Think about his mum.

6 Faye 07.07.08 at 6:22 am

Your friends are cruel! Suppose you do indeed like fish crackers? Now I guess that’s over with. You may not have fish stories but do have a very clever post title.

7 kitten (Katie) 07.07.08 at 7:16 am

I sure hate I missed this week’s FM. I have a good one.
I sure have missed you and hope all is well!

8 Lilacspecs 07.07.08 at 7:37 am

I really love eating fish but I can’t do it if it still has it’s parts attached (head, fins, operculum, etc.)
That makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

9 Peter 07.07.08 at 7:41 am

Something a bit fishy about this weeks topic Jo.

10 picklesmum 07.07.08 at 7:49 am

I have a strong phobia about seeing fish on the floor. Out of water. Flapping on the floor. Shudder.

11 Kimberly 07.07.08 at 8:42 am

“Carrots are a much nicer orange food” is going to have me giggling all day!

I love you Jo!

And fish creep me out as well.

12 Groovy Mom 07.07.08 at 9:43 am

When I went to Minnesota a few months ago I had smelt for the first time ever. I didn’t think I could do it, but I ate a whole plateful. Smelt is about the size of a goldfish, and they fry ‘em up whole, bones and all. There was a crunch for sure. Almost anything tastes good when you dunk it in batter and fry it in gobs of oil.

13 storyteller 07.07.08 at 9:54 am

Love the title today! Sigh … it seems I consistently forget to write mine until Monday rolls around, so I often miss being on the visiting list. I’m curious about the goldfish in your shoe and relate to ‘unwanted gifts’ from cats. Great graphic at the end ;–)
Hugs and blessings,

14 Crazycath 07.07.08 at 10:28 am

I’m with you on fish.
Love the title and the “carrots are a much nicer orange food”.

So true…so true…

15 Akelamalu 07.07.08 at 11:48 am

The only thing I like about fish is eating it! Preferably with chips! :)

16 Susanasherself 07.07.08 at 1:32 pm

I went fishing a lot as a kid because my father went all the time—and was very good at it. I grew up eating fresh-water fish straight from various lakes—and eating it the same day ti was caught! To this day I cannot stand frozen fish.

The one part of fishing I never liked was putting the worm on the hook. I made my father and my brother do it. The poor worm!!

17 Sybil Law 07.07.08 at 1:42 pm

Hahahahaha
Oh my.
I don’t like fish much, either.

18 Inzaburbs 07.07.08 at 1:45 pm

When I was at college there was a mini trend of drinking goldfish cocktails. You know, goldfish swimming all googly-eyed in cocktail, then GULP!
I was unfortunate enough to actually witness this once and it was truly horrifying. But I guess it could sort of be called fishing.

19 Momo Fali 07.07.08 at 1:46 pm

My husband loves to fish. I just like to eat them.

20 SwampAngel65 07.07.08 at 2:32 pm

I don’t like the smell much, either, and will only eat fish if it is fresh. That means I just caught it. Otherwise…yuck!

But I’d never eat a goldfish. dead or alive. Goldfish crackers - yes. Real goldfish - NO!

21 hulagirlatheart 07.07.08 at 3:05 pm

Oh, what a good laugh I got from this! Very funny.

22 Erin 07.07.08 at 3:41 pm

Yeah, they’re pretty gross.

23 the planet of janet 07.07.08 at 5:09 pm

*snicker* i’m the same way, frankly… except for all those blasted fish tanks in our house. gives me the total creeps.

24 Lisa's Chaos 07.07.08 at 6:07 pm

Hey little fishy you’re safe with me I do not eat any kind of fish ever. :)

25 Alison 07.07.08 at 6:23 pm

I am glad you participated anyway….

26 S 07.07.08 at 6:29 pm

I have a lovely pet fish “Lava” who has a personality and everything. He knows it’s me and waves his fins and gives me the big face when I walk by. I haven’t actually been fishing in a while, and my husband is starting to feel a bit strange about killing fish as well. But he didn’t always feel that way…

27 Sayre 07.07.08 at 6:31 pm

BTW: “S” is me, Sayre. For some reason the name box didn’t take my whole name…

28 IamwhoIam 07.07.08 at 7:26 pm

I can see why you would shy away from our fine fin friends.

29 Jan 07.07.08 at 9:12 pm

I eat ‘em, but I’m not interested in catching them. Frankly I eat a lot more carrots than fish.

30 charrette 07.08.08 at 3:22 am

I got quite a kick out of your revulsion to fish. My favorite fish story (I have none of my own — I think they’re slimy too) is Barbara Park’s “Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy” in which she takes a Fish Stick (right out of the freezer) and puts it on a string leash and carts it to school for Pet Day. Hilarious.

31 charrette 07.08.08 at 3:23 am

p.s. Thanks for stopping by my blog yesterday. So fun to see a comment there from you!

32 Molly 07.08.08 at 6:22 am

Great title… is rock pooling appreciating fish in tidal rock pools along the coastline?

33 Jeanna 07.08.08 at 9:03 am

Funny your nightmare was about someone else eating a goldfish. No dreams about talking carrots?

34 21st Century Mummy 07.08.08 at 1:48 pm

Euuurgh Jo - You write it late…I come to it late..There’s many a reason I won’t go swimming in rivers or the sea and the thought of fish is one of them. I’m off to bed now knowing what I’ll be dreaming of. Shudder ….

35 Mae 07.08.08 at 3:15 pm

Fish…euurrrgh! My ex bought 2 goldfish for our daughter, Fatty and Skinny, and fatty ATE skinny. Fatty, who I think was a coy carp with a growth imbalance cos he/it was bloody HUGE, had a habit of lunging out of the tank like, well, like a fish lunger..erm. Anyhoo, I had to put a big paperback ( jackie collins or some other such fabulously trashy tome) AND a bunch of banannas ( I was desperate) to keep the lid on the tank. Hence FEAR OF FISH IN TANKS IN HOUSES…EURRRRGH!!!!!!!!

36 Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba) 07.08.08 at 4:30 pm

Poor “Nemo.” :(

37 grace 07.08.08 at 5:05 pm

I prefer carrots too, they are cheaper, nice post

38 Olive 07.09.08 at 7:33 am

This is an interesting post. Thanks for letting me into your thoughts. The fishy looks great!

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