GIGgles

Have you ever tried typing with false nails?
I mean, I suppose it’s like typing with real nails except that growth is slow, barely noticeable, so minute adaptions are made daily and you are not suddenly typing as if with somebody else hands.
You see, false nails – though a lifesaver for the modern mother who is [...]

Vampire

When darkness falls they come.  
Sniffing at the edge of night black windows, slipping between curtains hung in vain defense against the midnight things that slink, and slide and skulk.
‘Neath heavy quilts they creep and crawl, slave to the earthy echo, the warm blood bubble, the leaden scent that breathes through sleep sweet flesh, pale [...]

Always with the Questions

Random Ponderings of sleep deprived mother

Why is it that jobs that you think will take about an hour or so usually take about 5?
 Answers to jo@jobeaufoix.com
Anyway, it is 11.46pm and I have just returned from my parents house where I was helping my dad out with a few jobs. Mr B is beside me fast asleep but not snoring as [...]

Can I have some more?

Today I would like to share a little something with you.  It’s just a little piece of advice.
Ready?
If you are ever in need of cash, the Stratford Butterfly Farm, they will not give it to you.  Or at least not for free, as in,
Random person:  ”I need £5 can you give me it to me [...]

Love’s Labour’s definitely blumming worth it

Amazing, wonderful, inspired, gorgeous, ingenious…
 
..and that was just the company (Holl and Belle xx).  Seriously though folks, it was absolutely fabulous and I loved every moment.  David was amazing and gave a fantastic portrayal of his character Berowne, and his performance was complimented by a brilliant cast who were all equally charming and exuberant.
The set [...]

Kid free

Today I am having a girlie day.  I am kid free, husband free and hopefully care free, as I am frolicking with Belle and Holl in the far away town of Stratford upon Avonshire where we plan to do quite frankly whatever we blumming well please.
We might see the sights.
We might shop.
We might just sit in [...]

Carnival of Trash

Sorry this is late folks.  My internet and mt parents internet has been down until now.  Nightmare!
Blog Carnival

 
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Welcome to the November 13, 2008 edition of Carnival of Trash.  We have a ton of rubbish posts for your enjoyment and I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for your submissions, [...]

Average Wednesday

So did I finish the book?
Erm, no.  So I will be starting it tonight after I have put the two little Beaufoixs to bed.
  
Mr B is out rehearsing till late.  In a weeks time he has a gig where his current band Enormous will be supporting his other band B-Movie who were fairly well known [...]

A Labour of Love

Tonight I need to read me some Shakespeare, in fact, I need to read Love’s Labour’s Lost.
Why?
Well, on Friday I will be traversing to Stratford Upon Avon to see the delectable David Tennant in this 16th Century Comedy, along with my gorgeous Holly and my scrumptious Belle.
Being an English Graduate I have read most of [...]