Do you ever get that feeling that your kids are so cute you should probably draw moustaches on them?
I had that thought last night as I peeped in on their sleeping forms, both curled foetal like, each facing their respective walls, small noses tucked beneath warm soft blankets.
Miss M was snuggled between her heart cushion and her Mickey Mouse cushion, while Miss E had built a wall of teddies, stuffed furry centries ready to do battle should any night time monstrousities choose to enter her dreams.
As we climb into bed Mr B and I often exchange smug proud and slightly soppy grins with each other as we acknowlege, “our kids are a bit gorgeous aren’t they?” And last night I had a sudden thought that maybe I should disguise their cuteness in some way, so as to prevent other mere mortals from feeling, well, inadequate, or disadvantaged, dazzled by the perfection of our two small girls.
I reckon moustaches would do the trick, I mean it worked for George Clooney right?
And Brad Pitt…
And as for this one…
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa
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December 4th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
OMG George and Brad just don’t look so good do they? Angelina suits the fuzz (I’m just totally jealous)!
December 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Hilarious! Though I think my husband looks yummy when he grows a goatee once a year. Oh! It’s coming up. He always does it after Christmas. Scrumptious!
December 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
While I’m not happy with you defacing my future wife, I can live with it for the most part. The sideburns and moustache are sort of funny, but I cannot forgive you for what you have done to her lips! That’s just not funny.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
thats very funny Jo. Mustang Man has a very nice mustache, and he would look silly without it. But it is not a big hairy caterpillar as you have displayed here.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
i totally knew she was this hairy. it was only a matter of time before it was going to come out. thank you for exposing the truth, jo. it’s about damned time.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Jo Darlin’, you really owe it to them to go ahead and tatto those mustaches now, lol! George Clooney…who’d a thunk it? I wouldn’t have known him!!!
Sandi
December 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I would not have thought George Clooney could look so…ermm…well…I’m without words really.
December 4th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I agree—I think most people look much better WITHOUT facial hair. I’ts a rare person indeed who can pull off a moustache AND a beard, for instance. The clean shaven look is much more inviting.
Let’s hope your daughters choose moustaches only as a disguise occasionally!!
December 4th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
hahaha, Angelina has never looked hawter. heh.
George looks horrid. Your children would still look cute though.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Brad Pitt looks Amish in that picture. You’re funny.
December 5th, 2008 at 4:51 am
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
Do NOT publish pictures like that of The Clooney. It affects me in ways you just don’t want to know.
Totally ruined my day now Jo
December 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
your creativity kills me. where do you get this stuff? sigh….I can barely manage to throw some photos up. ugh.