Tonight I am out on my gorgeous sister Claire’s local hen night. We will be hitting the hostelries of Mansfieldshire with wild abandon. Starting early with a meal at a nearby restaurant with friends and family, the ‘youngsters’ will then be heading into town to sample a few more alcoholic beverages and boogie the night away.
Misses E and M will behave perfectly for Daddy as they always do. Mr B will quite probably have had to prize Miss M from my leg at the door, but hopefully a bath and a story will sort her out and she will be sleeping soundly by eight.
So I thought I’d just share with you what happens when a 4 year old guzzles down a whole bottle of banana yoplait. (Yucky stuff but it was a treat.)
NB. I promise there is no vomit involved in case you were wondering. And she is in a T-shirt and tights as apparently that’s what dancers wear, and she was being a dancer. It had nothing to do with her not being ar*ed to go upstairs and fetch it after having left it in the bathroom.
Are you ready?
Enjoy…
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January 31st, 2009 at 10:41 am
That’s hilarious. I was never able to do that as a kid though I tried with several beverages. It must have gotten quite foamy in her stomach. I’m surprised she didn’t burp loudly.
Have a happy hen night.
January 31st, 2009 at 10:41 am
The headless dancer!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
January 31st, 2009 at 10:49 am
LOL
Have a great time tonight, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
January 31st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Now that’s what I call a milkshake.
February 1st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Finely Tned Woman, to be honest I was a bit worried she would be sick but it all settled down very nicely. It was so funny though.
Sybil, I know, headless, but with plenty of body.
Akela, I won’t, hee hee.
WT, yep, my kid has talent.
February 1st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
How very, very funny!
February 1st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
that is what you’re going to sound like later after an hour of ‘henning it’. i’m hoping you wear a different shirt.