Yesterday I was commenting to my friends Zan and Claire that Miss M was strangely less flatulent since we’ve moved house. But tonight, as I carried her to her room wrapped in a big soft towel, I felt the staccato rhythm of a burping bottom dappling my arm, and heard the usual machine gun rasp of four year old farts.
Me: “You are windy tonight M. What did you have for dinner?”
Miss M: “Twump salad.”
Well I had to ask.
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April 28th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
tee hee…..gosh he is a gem.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I think I would have dropped mine if they’d done that. Have tagged you if you can be bothered!
April 28th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
funny. I wonder what kind of dressing one has on a trump salad?
April 29th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Twump salad, ho, ho.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:17 am
LOL! Well twump salad sounds like it would do it!
April 29th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Keep ‘em regular.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:02 am
You definitely need a rimshot machine to punctuate her utterances AND her farts .. you know ”tada da”…
April 29th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Very witty retort there!! My family (mum, dad bro and sis) are obsessed by breaking wind, it was rare that any of us would, so if someone accidentally “had a moment” it was remembered for years to come. My sig. other does it all the time, so there’s no mystique left for my kids…shame.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Corey, I think so, hee hee.
Expat Mum, ack I’m used to it. We’re a farty family.
And I’ve not been tagged in an age so I’ll play. 
Mie, hmmm, I don’t know, maybe rasssssspberry dressing??
Dumdad, it made me giggle.
Karisma yep, it’s all in the name.
Iota, yep, it’s all good.
Daryl I would love that, though actually she’s quite good at being her own rhythm section. ;D
Katherine there is definitely no mystique at our house. Maybe it’s to do with eating a lot of veg??
April 29th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
It’s a stage they go through! Kai (five, just) was eating his usual 5 yorkshire puddings the other Sunday and informed his granddad “When I’ve finished these I won’t fart!” How kind of him to tell us. LOL
April 30th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Hee, hee…better out than in!!