To Whoever is in Charge of Such Things…

Sun, May 3, 2009

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It seems my new house has some kind of aversion to red wine.  Or rather, it’s making me have an aversion to read wine.  Seriously, even the smallest glass makes me feel rough as badger’s bum the next day.  

Either that or I have the lergy which would be very annoying as we’re off to Rufford Park with a friend tomorrow and also have more friends coming for lunch.   Granny and Grandad are coming for coffee in the afternoon, and we are planning an attempt at taking the roof off my back porch so that a new boiler can be fitted on Friday.  Fun.

So I don’t have time to be sick.

Ok?

Good.

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11 Responses to “To Whoever is in Charge of Such Things…”

  1. Sybil Law Says:

    You’re not sick… no way…. nuh uh….

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  2. Corey Says:

    crossing my fingers you aren’t sick! hugs!

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  3. katherine Says:

    Nooo, maybe if you are defiant and drink MORE red wine then a satisfactory conclusion will ensue. I had the same “rough” problem with white wine last week (cheeky little minx, that white wine). Although, I think I’d drunk the bottle so I’m not surprised; although I did find myself being all secretive about it to sig. other “OOOhhh no, I’ve not drunk ALL of it…erm…I spilt a glass and then I dropped the bottle, THAT’S why the mop’s out” etc etc babble blah!! Anyway, white wine is like water to drink BUT red wine, hmmmmm, red wine…. (Homer Simpson style swoon)

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  4. Rosie Scribble Says:

    Perhaps just have three bottles instead of your usual four, Jo?
    Just a suggestion!

    Mwah ha ha ha!!!

    Rosie xxx

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  5. Thumbelina Says:

    Are you taking chocolate with it?

    Tsk tsk

    You’re not sick, just lacking chocolate!

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  6. Daryl Says:

    Malbec. Seriously, your new house and you will be happy .. try it

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  7. SingleParentDad Says:

    Or you could try shaving a badger’s arse?

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  8. Akelamalu Says:

    What you need is more practice, you’re obviously not drinking red wine often enough! ;)

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  9. Kimberly Says:

    Is it wrong to giggle?

    I’m sorry.

    Hee hee.

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  10. Jo Beaufoix Says:

    Maternal Tales, nooooooooooooooo.

    Sybil, you knew. Hmmmm. Maybe it was the tannin??

    Corey I’m not sick thank Bob. It was very strange.

    Katherine I know, but, and please don’t hate me, I felt so rough I threw the rest of the bottle away. Unheard of. Sighhhhhh.

    Rosie, oi, watch it. Tsk, ruining my reputation. ;D

    Thumbelina, that must be it. ;D

    Daryl, mmmmm. I must try that. Definitely. :D

    SIngle Parent Dad, I’m thinking a bit of veet might be safer to use. I could rub it on while it was asleep??

    Akela, that might be it. It really was only one glass. :(

    Kim, it’s ok to giggle my sweet. But only because I now you love me really. :D

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