Today at Chez Beaufoix I bring you a lesson.
A lesson for all grandparents, parents, in fact pretty much any adult whose home or work space can be accessed by small children.
1. If you leave your briefcase out, they will put teddies, fruit flakes and slightly damp socks inside it.
2. If you leave your office door open they will hijack your pc and close all your files so they can play on Cbeebies, Nick Jr and Playhouse Disney, OR type the words ‘hjda;soihfa;eorghfhkdn jdaho onvoiao’ or ‘bum’ at the bottom of your emails and click send.
3. If you are an accident investigator, and you leave pieces of paper, sketches even, say perhaps ones with the basic layout of a roundabout at a crossroads where a collision resulting in a whiplash, a spilt coffee and a kn*ckered front end took place, then they will do this…
So pretty, sighhhhhh.
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May 21st, 2009 at 3:15 pm
‘So Sir, you appear to have driven into a star fish. I thought you said roundabout?’
May 21st, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hee hee. I bet he didn’t know what had hit him….(pun very much intended and hilarious – obviously)!!
x
May 21st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Grandad’s little helper then?
ROTFL at the first comment. You can tell he has small kids too can’t you?
May 21st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Hee hee! Poor Grandad!
May 21st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Slightly damp socks. Reckon he got off lightly. Only SLIGHTLY damp socks..
May 21st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
sweet sweet Im sure he didnt mind. The clients, maybe a tiny bit
May 21st, 2009 at 7:37 pm
That’s so cute!
My daughter used to do a lot of damage to my bf’s paperwork (he’s a contractor and has papers everywhere). He learned his lesson more than once !
May 21st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
tee hee…..only funny because it didn’t happen to me.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 am
Still, it could’ve been worse – you didn’t mention the mobile phone or twitter account!
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 am
Hilarious! Although easy to mistake it for a doodle rather than a detailed crime-scene!!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 am
Pretty and frameable ..
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 am
Hmm…I have a few papers that look like that…I’ve sent mysterious emails unbeknownst to me and been accused of skullduggery when I know I wasn’t even inside the house! Mystery solved. Thank you very much.
Sandi
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
SPDad, what are you like. The roundabout is the round thing in the middle. Tsk you are silly. ;D
Lovely Maternal Tales that is completely hilarious. You should write. ;D
Thumbelina you definitely can, hee hee. It affects your brain doesn’t it.
Kim luckily he didn’t mind too much. x
Iota, it depends what made them damp…..:D
Notasoccermom it’s lucky he can knock those up in a few seconds, hee hee. Hopefully he’ll leave his papers around a bit less now.
Margarita, it’s so funny and yet so bad, hee hee.
Corey yep, but there’s time…
Tim can you imagine? If she got hold of a phone it’s likely the words bum and trump sandwich would be hurled at total strangers, or even worse, at an elderly relative.
Rosie I know. I think it was a basic sketch that he would later turn into a labelled masterpiece, honest, he’s good at his job.
Daryl it is cute isn’t it? I wonder why she went for all the yellow then that quick blast of colour. Weird.
Sandi, I don’t know how she got into your house. She’s such a monkey.