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I want to listen good music. Help me please.
2009/06/10 at 2:10 PM
..and this is me again
I read it and it just cracked me up.
And then I thought, what if its not spam?
What if somewhere in a land far far away, down a wibbly wobbly road, under a bridge, through a door and inside a cupboard, there is a tiny elfin man, sat on a small wooden stool with his hands over his ears, his eyes screwed up tight, and his mouth wide open in a silent scream?
He owns all the music you could ever wish to own, yet he dare not play any, in case it is so bad it gives his cat boils. SO he sits, and he wonders. A small hand reaches out towards Foster & Allen but is snatched back the moment his skin senses the plastic cover. It hovers over Elvis, brushes within a millimetre of Britney Spears, eenie meenie minie mo’s between Razorlight, Kings of Leon and Super Furry Animals before returning swiftly to the safe confines of a pocket, possibly a large one in the from of his leather lederhosen.
What if this is his last cry for help? His final chance before he succumbs to a life without melody, an existence bereft of beats, a tuneless doom?
Then I think, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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June 11th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
No, that’s not it. It is indeed a tiny elfin man, sat on a small wooden stool with his hands over his ears, but his ears are blocked and needs the ear nose & throat specialist, Dr. Music, to unblock them so he can hear again. “I want to listen GOOD, Music”.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I love how your mind works.
I think we know where Miss M. gets it from.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Loved that last post – a real do do do do (old Dr Who theme tune) one – whisking us off to another universe and then back again in time for tea.
June 12th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Jo, I didn’t think you knew any good music. Therefore, you would not be in a position to help anyway.
Harsh but true. Friends don’t sugar the pill.
June 12th, 2009 at 3:25 am
On second thoughts, you don’t think it could be code for something?
June 12th, 2009 at 7:32 am
So .. have you gotten a good night’s sleep yet?
June 12th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh, lady. You KILL me!!! Poor, poor little elfin man, searching for melody. Sigh.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Honey, I really think you need some sleep
Actually I get spam which I never know if it is or not. Normally it’s says something like ‘I really like your blog’ and I want to believe them, but then they go on about Viagra so maybe not so much 
June 19th, 2009 at 5:33 am
Poor him. I’ve just posted about some fab ways to discover great new music. maybe you could send him a link?!