You Can Only Sit On My Knee if You’re Wearing Underpants

Tue, Jul 28, 2009

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Me:  ”M, if you don’t want to get dressed, you should at least put your pants on.  I don’t really want bare bottoms on my knee.”

Miss M:  ”No Mummy, because we’re in a game, and in dis land people don’t wear pants.”

Me:  ”Well on this knee, people do.”

Miss M:  ”Harumphhh.”

Sighhhh, the joys of children and their little moods after they’ve been cooped up with you for the last 4 days.

And is it just me, or is anyone else getting spam thanking them for the “enjoyment of your portal”?

How rude!!

Tsk.

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11 Responses to “You Can Only Sit On My Knee if You’re Wearing Underpants”

  1. Catherine Sinclair Says:

    When one of my older brothers was a toddler, he once took off all his clothes in church – just felt like it. Or bored perhaps.

    They’re all little nudists at heart…. hehee

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  2. Kimberly Says:

    ~snigger~

    I keep catching Emma with no clothes on running about, and it’s hard to tell her to dress again as it’s so dang hot…

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  3. Sandi McBride Says:

    My younger son announced to all and sundry that he lived in a nudist colony…don’t know where he got that idea..I undressed in the closet till I was forty…must have been some other parents he dreamed of having, you think?
    Sandi

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  4. Laura Driver Says:

    I keep getting spam from soneone called Mark Sinclair telling me what a lovely portal you have

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  5. Irene Says:

    Little children are famous for undressing and walking around naked, but I think Miss M is too old for that. You must emphasize that she wears her underpants and that itś not okay to take them off. You must teach her about the privacy of her body and to not go around showing it to everybody. She must learn some restraint. I know, I’m a stern grandmother,but it’s for her own good.Sorry that I sound so bossy, but sheś not a baby anymore.

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  6. Preseli Mags Says:

    So cute! Remember this one when she’s a stroppy teenager…

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  7. SingleParentDad Says:

    I shall refrain from the terribly inappropriate gag – for once.

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  8. Sybil Law Says:

    Apparently you’re not wearing any pants, either, according to the portal people!

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  9. Lulu Campbell Says:

    I am having portal envy because clearly mine isn’t lovely at all – love the “land of no pants” game Lx

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  10. Erin Says:

    Although Ethan doesn’t have many words yet, he made it abundantly clear during a diaper change that he wanted the air to meet the bare down under for a while.

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  11. Susanasherself Says:

    Today I got a spam email with the subject line “Flaccidity is no fun.” HA!!! :)

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