Miss M: ”Wouldn’t it be funny if you started off big and den got smaller?
Me: ”Yeah that would be funny babe.”
Miss M: ”So, my would be bigger than you, and you would be getting little. You would have to sit on my knee.”
Me: ”Yep. That would be really funny. You’re so clever M.”
And I’m thinking, ‘Bugger. Why didn’t she come up with this a couple of years ago. We could have made a mint. Sighhhhhh.’
***Late addition***
Thanks Mie, for pointing out that my child is in fact a conduit for a long dead literary genius. I mean I only did ONE English Degree, so it’s ok that I didn’t know that…
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July 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I hate to tell you this, but she is channeling Ernest Hemingway, who wrote that story long, long, LONG ago.
Let me know if she starts drinking, and has an affinity for five toed cats, would ya?
July 30th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
LOL! Yeah and she probably would have made the story a bit shorter too!
July 31st, 2009 at 12:30 am
Yeah, she does come up with the most outrageous ideas. What goes on in that head of hers?
July 31st, 2009 at 3:24 am
Oh my God Mie that is hilarious. She definitely has a thing for cats. Who’d have thought it? My child is a conduit for a long dead literary genius. I am so proud.
Karisma definitely. There’d have been a board book edition.
Irene she’s a loon, but I love it.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:06 am
Oh, she’s adorable.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Hemingway rocked it. Keep her away from the booze!!
However, any time she wants to go to Key West, I’m all over it.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
sell it to Disney quickly sandy
July 31st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Sybil, if we ever make it there I’ll let you know babe.
Sandy, I’ll try. I bet they’d do a fabulous version with dogs or gerbils or something.
July 31st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
It sounds a hell of a lot better than the long boring rubbish we’ve got on at cinema’s at the mo!
Quick, sign her up before we all die of boredom or numb bums!!!
RMxx
August 5th, 2009 at 9:27 am
I think she should write her own version regardless. Knowing to some small degree how her mind works, I think it would be vastly entertaining!