Almost Like a Snail

Today I am almost…just a little bit… like a snail.
I don’t mean that I am slow.
Or slimy.
I can’t climb up high walls.
I don’t hang around in people’s gardens and worry their plants.
No really, I don’t.
But I am like a snail
Because I now have a home I can carry…

I could even probably wear it if I [...]

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Why will my Google Phone only let me write in the title box? Bu**er. Ideas anybody?

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Cake Cake Cake Cakey Cakey Cake

Cake
That’s all I have to say

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