I think I may be possessed.
There is definite evidence.
I’m not talking about the fact that my head can swirl around 360 degrees, I mean everyone can do that right? And I’ve not been vomiting mushy peas, my voice is still kind of girlie, and nobody has commented that I’m speaking in tongues, but…
I’m probably possessed.
You see, today I got up at 6.30am as Misses E and M were due back at 7.00am. I tidied the lounge, sorted some washing, cleaned out the gerbils and had a coffee before they arrived at 7.30am. I didn’t grump at Mr B about the extra half hour I could have had in bed, even though sleep is a bit hit and miss at the moment.
I fed my children, put a wash in the machine, booked hair appointments for us all, set up my new HP Printer that I will be blogging about soon as it is all lovely and special and (cough free cough), headed into town for lunch with Granny, got caught in a storm, got wet, still smiled, had haircuts, purchased leggings for Miss M, slurped an ice cream, delivered Miss E to her friends, watched Bolt with Miss M, read, cooked tea, arranged to have mates over to play tomorrow morning and then meet my parents and nieces in the afternoon, put Miss M to bed, and then….AND THEN…
..began tackling the pile of stuff on my dresser, then the pile of stuff on my kitchen side, then the pile of stuff on top of the two shelving units that my brother Ste is going to show me how to put up. Then put Miss E to bed when she arrived home, then carried on sorting the stuff. I’ve got rid of so much rubbish, shredded a ton of paper and my house looks nearly, almost tidy.
See, I am possessed.
So I did a bit of research and I’ve come up with a candidate for my possessor, or is it possessee?? Or am I the possessee??
Hmmmm, I can’t work that bit out but that’s probably because I am possessed.
Anyway, I believe I have been possessed by Dame Tidyupallthestuffandchuckaloadofitawaybecauseyoudon’tneeditanymore-andidonotknowwhyyouhaditallanywayyoumessytart. She seems to fit my behavioural patterns perfectly. Either that or an alien has implanted their foetal infant somewhere under my skin – possibly near my elbow, and I am nesting.
I think my first explanation is more likely though.
Ahhh well. At least my kids seem to be unaffected by all the spooky goings on.
Isn’t Miss E just adorable?
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September 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Blimey, that is one hell of a busy day!
It must be in the air, although I am not posessed, God forbid. It seems my long suffering husband is posessed too. He started sorting out our stacked from floor to ceiling spare room today *Faints*.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Hmmm…possession…I’m afraid it may be catching…have you seen Miss E lately? I mean have you really looked at her? Yes yes, she is adorable, but have you actually looked?
hugs
Sandi
September 1st, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Gah!!! Scary!! (er, YOU, not darling daughter).
Although her makeup is, erm, “different” I must say.
September 1st, 2009 at 9:34 pm
tee hee…that shot of miss E….killing me.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I actually LOVE those days…except that the day after always feels so dull and unproductive by comparison. Yay you!
September 1st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I’ve been waiting for one of those days to strike me for ages now but it just doesn’t seem to be happening. Right now I’d like to be possessed by the doyourinvoicingandpaperworkandlaundry fairy but she seems to still be on summer hols.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:59 am
This post cannot be true, it has to be a lie. There is absolutely no way you have cleared away the stuff in your kitchen!!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 am
Stop it you’re scaring me!!
I have the odd day like that, but I think it’s hormonal and happens about twice year x
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:45 am
Are you sure you’re not pregnant?????
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
If it’s a virus could you host a ‘catch the virus party’ as I would really like to be possessed sufficiently to tidy up (rather than skim the surface layer off the top every so often. Alternatively could you bottle it?
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Insomniac Mummy, is it bad that I’m glad it’s not you?
Sandi, she does look a little pale maybe??
Maureen, she’s really into that look right now. She only does it at home, but she does it a lot. I think it’s cute in a scary way.
Corey doesn’t she look beautiful? Sighhhhhhh. So proud.
Kim it was kind of good, and you know, today hasn’t been so bad either. We had friends round and then met my parents and nieces at Sherwood Pines and played in the woods. It was fab.
Rosie, wait and see. You’ll be amazed.
Liz it scared me too, heh heh. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was hormones. Mine are mad.
Akelamalu not unless it’s an immaculate conception. ;D
HalfMumHalfBiscuit, sadly it just seems to be a one day thing, sorry. Hee hee.