Minging

Tue, Sep 22, 2009

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Feeling a little melancholy tonight. I’m a bit hormonal and missing my kids in the day time I think. I’m so used to having Miss M chattering away beside me, and instead I have this tired little person who is either grumpy or completely manic and hurling herself around like a mad child. Her swimming teacher asked me tonight whether she ever did slow.

Miss M is doing pretty fab at school though and E has settled straight away with her new teacher so that’s all good.

My back is pretty much sorted so that means I might swim this week, gulp. I put my cozzy on the other night and suddenly became even more scared, but I have a cunning plan. I will wear a swimming hat and draw on a false beard, moustache, sideburns, big eyebrows and a pointy bit on my forehead. Then people will think I am Ming the Merciless and not a portly parent blogger attempting to lose a few pounds.

And, AND, I’ve been hearing this song on the radio a lot but kept missing who it was by, so I googled it. It’s by Plain White T’s and it makes me go all squishy.

Oh and one last thing, my British Mummy Bloggers friend Kate Morris wrote a book, The Seven Year Itch. She sent me a copy, I read it and I liked it. You might too.   I especially loved the dialogue between the main character, Ellie, and her best friend Tilda as it reminded me of the daft conversations I have with my mates and the fact we just ‘get’ each other.

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14 Responses to “Minging”

  1. Potty Mummy Says:

    But if you’re Ming, surely you will be undone by a Flash(er)? Best not, Jo…

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  2. Maternal Tales Says:

    Darling, even with a moustache you’re undeniably gorgeous. And that song – my fave ever!!! ‘Oh, what you do to meeeeee’. Love it!

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  3. clareybabble Says:

    I have tagged you over at my blog… x
    P.S. You look gorgeous with that tash and beard, very becoming ;)

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  4. Sybil Law Says:

    I’ll bet you look better than you think you do in a swimsuit. We women are too hard on ourselves!
    My daughter loves the Plain White T’s. :)

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  5. Maureen Says:

    Ha! You make a great, albeit gorgeous Ming!

    Loves the PWTs too.

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  6. Melissa Says:

    Oh yes, good song. It’s the hopefulness and expectation that gives me the squishies.

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  7. Ladybird World Mother Says:

    Dressing up while swimming is Inspired. I will copy you so that people think my hairy legs wont matter. Hooray! Oh, and the song is, as you say, squishy material. Lovely.

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  8. Kate Says:

    Thank you for the reference to my book. Hurray.

    I went swimming yesterday, in an outdoor pool in the thick grey cloud and managed to do 22 lengths of a huge sized pool, but it took 20 minutes and I remember a gym coach once saying that nothing useful happens until you have swum at least 30 minutes. So it was all pointless then!

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  9. Rosie Scribble Says:

    I don’t think it was such a good idea to wear your disguise to school today, Jo.

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  10. Domestic Goddesque Says:

    Excellent song ( and uch better for rattling around in your head that the theme tune to ITNG!) I like your glamorous new look too ;-)

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  11. Iota Says:

    I think you’ll fool them. The disguise is pretty convincing.

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  12. Irene Says:

    I’ve been feeling melancholy too and I know that means I have to take extra special care of myself and do only kind things for myself and not make my life complicated. It’s “treat me well” time.

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  13. loubie Says:

    Hi Jo – I like that song too – I understand that the comment made by Mr. V on Facebook expressed his strange attraction to Ms Ming – how disturbing.

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  14. MTJAM Says:

    It’s the time of year, too, I think. I love autumn but I’m always a bit gloomy around the time of a season-change for some reason. Good ‘tache, though. That should help.

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