I’m back
The lovely, charming, intelligent, attractive, kind, fabulous and ’smelling of chocolate, rose petals marshmallows and beautiful handbags’ people at Twitter have allowed me to tweet once more as myself.
Apparently they missed me so much that all it took was a couple of jaffa cakes and a flash of my petticoats for them to open their arms wide and welcome me back to the nest.
I still don’t really understand what happened but I am back.
I am so so happy.
I have done the basic happy dance and am now doing the spinning around on your head, waving your legs in the air while eating a naked carrot version, you know, the one the Queen does after she has finished her speech on Christmas day.
Anyway, aside from my return to tweetyness, on this day of days I have discovered an interesting thing.
My niece’s head is probably made of concrete.
How do I know this?
Well, she was so filled with joy at seeing me across the playground this morning, that she ran full pelt as fast as her tiny small 5 year old legs would carry her and…head butted me in the back.
So I am once more pained in the nether regions, but I’m thinking the head spinning happy dance will sort it out.
If not, the new mattress I decided to purchase in a fit of ‘oh my Bob I can’t go through this again it hurts too much and I want to start training for the walk and I’m at a Beer Festival in a week’s time and I’m having dinner with my friend on Friday and what if she goes into labour and I can’t help her because I am broken’ type worry, should hopefully prevent further trauma by way of being all firm and lovely and comfortable.
And I might still go to fit ball in the morning anyway as I’ve not been able to go for two weeks and it’s starting to get me down. So fingers crossed the concrete cutie hasn’t done me any major damage.
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September 30th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Did you use actual Jaffa Cakes or shop branded? Just for future reference.
Hope fit ball and the new mattress are kind.
September 30th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
On another subject, shouldn’t your slogan be “Jo Beaufoix. Like Kate Moss. But more.”?
October 1st, 2009 at 12:41 am
You rattle my brain in a very hood way. You moved so fast I can hardly keep up with you. Have a happy back.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:42 am
That should be: in a very good way, of course!
October 1st, 2009 at 1:35 am
I thought Irene was being ‘down with the kids’!
Happy tweeting, I’m afraid I’ve lost my tweetjo.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:35 am
Well at least you know she loves you. In a concrete way.
Glad you got your tweetyness back.
And you’ll probably get no sleep the first night or two on the firm mattress but after that it is heaven heaven HEAVEN! Enjoy.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:51 am
hope all is better soon sandy
October 1st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
B*gger the walk training, get on with the beer training! You can already walk perfectly well! Happy tweeting.
October 2nd, 2009 at 4:19 am
Wot Eva! You keep tweeting! I don’t have time for that, its bad enough I plurk (once in a blue moon) and facebook (it kills me!) I much prefer the blog! LOL