DO NOT READ THIS POST

Wed, Nov 4, 2009

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I wouldn’t read this post.

No honest, it may leave you feeling quite disturbed.

Stop now

STOP

Seriously, I’m talking life changing horror

You still here?

Ok, you asked for it.

Miss E and I have the gastric bug now.

It’s bad, so bad that something quite quite horrible has occured.

Ready?

Ok, picture the scene

One of us is, erm, making a deposit on the lavatory while vomiting into a bin, the other is projectile vomiting into the sink.

Oh my Bob!
bucket

I did warn you.

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20 Responses to “DO NOT READ THIS POST”

  1. Absolutely Write Says:

    I did read it, mainly because I am terribly contrary. Poor you. Poor poor poor you, being sick is the WORST. Wish you all better x

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  2. Insomniac Mummy Says:

    Oh my Bob indeed!

    Poor you and Miss E!

    x

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  3. Sandi McBride Says:

    OMG…been there done that comes to mind…we called it the oral/anal disorder…sick as a dog I was…well, sicker actually…hope you and Miss E are recovering quickly! Blackberry wine is the thing that sets my tummy right…not the whole bottle now, just a sip, won't hurt Miss E either…mind you Jo, I said not the whole bottle!
    hugs and feel better
    Sandi
    ps
    you've done gone changed something again…now knock that off!

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  4. Mwa Says:

    That's bad. Ick. (Get better now!)

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  5. Hilary Says:

    Oh nooooo! The silver lining of stomach bugs is they tend to only last for a day… But what a very long day… Feel better soon!

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  6. Irene Says:

    And not depositing something into the toilet, but somewhere else?

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  7. Rosie Scribble Says:

    Oh no! If it's okay with you and you won't take it too personally – we're staying away!
    Hope you are both feeling better soon. Haven't seen you in years.

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  8. Corey~livingandloving Says:

    oh my bob is right. NOT good! thinking of you! ♥

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  9. TheMadHouse Says:

    Oh what a nightmare. Hoping for a vest improvement, both ends.

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  10. Liz Says:

    Oooo not good :( ( feel better xx

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  11. Littlemummy Says:

    Yack, hope you're all better soon. I remember a teenager birthday party (not my own) where similar scenes were witnessed.

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  12. Surprise Mum Says:

    That is exactly why I make sure in my house the loo is near the bath or the basin. There are times when we all succumb to a double ender.

    Double ender x 2 !!!

    Does this mean Miss M is now doing the washing?!

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  13. Maggie Says:

    H7 has it now too. Bleurgghhh! Get well soon to you and Miss E. xx

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  14. English Mum Says:

    Oh lordy. Hope you have a swifty recovery xx

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  15. Vicki Says:

    Ewww! Healthy stuff spewed your way!

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  16. Maternal Tales Says:

    Oh sweetie. Not good at all. Love the bucket illustration though if that's any consolation! xx

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  17. Sybil Law Says:

    My daughter and I had that same bug 1 and 2 weeks ago (respectively). It was HELL, but the beauty was, it only lasted for a few hours. Worn out like hell the next day, though.
    Hope you are all feeling better soon!
    xoxo

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  18. Catherine Says:

    Oh my, poor yous!

    Perhaps in time your memories will erase the incident in a self-protective manner? If not, you will have something to embarrass her with if she ever acquires an unsuitable boyfriend you wish to scare off? See, silver lining.

    Hope you’re feeling better now x

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  19. Iota Says:

    I read this post.

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  20. Dad Who Writes Says:

    I read it too. We went through this last Christmas with three of us. Then my sister showed up wanting to be waited on hand and foot. Haven’t spoken to her since. But back to you – hopefully, you’re now over it (skips ahead to check). Looks like you probably are.

    Horrible, wasn’t it?

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