I wouldn’t read this post.
No honest, it may leave you feeling quite disturbed.
Stop now
STOP
Seriously, I’m talking life changing horror
You still here?
Ok, you asked for it.
Miss E and I have the gastric bug now.
It’s bad, so bad that something quite quite horrible has occured.
Ready?
Ok, picture the scene
One of us is, erm, making a deposit on the lavatory while vomiting into a bin, the other is projectile vomiting into the sink.
Oh my Bob!

I did warn you.




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November 4th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I did read it, mainly because I am terribly contrary. Poor you. Poor poor poor you, being sick is the WORST. Wish you all better x
November 4th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Oh my Bob indeed!
Poor you and Miss E!
x
November 4th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
OMG…been there done that comes to mind…we called it the oral/anal disorder…sick as a dog I was…well, sicker actually…hope you and Miss E are recovering quickly! Blackberry wine is the thing that sets my tummy right…not the whole bottle now, just a sip, won't hurt Miss E either…mind you Jo, I said not the whole bottle!
hugs and feel better
Sandi
ps
you've done gone changed something again…now knock that off!
November 4th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
That's bad. Ick. (Get better now!)
November 5th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Oh nooooo! The silver lining of stomach bugs is they tend to only last for a day… But what a very long day… Feel better soon!
November 5th, 2009 at 2:59 am
And not depositing something into the toilet, but somewhere else?
November 5th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Oh no! If it's okay with you and you won't take it too personally – we're staying away!
Hope you are both feeling better soon. Haven't seen you in years.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
oh my bob is right. NOT good! thinking of you! ♥
November 5th, 2009 at 6:31 am
Oh what a nightmare. Hoping for a vest improvement, both ends.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:08 am
Oooo not good
( feel better xx
November 5th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Yack, hope you're all better soon. I remember a teenager birthday party (not my own) where similar scenes were witnessed.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:18 am
That is exactly why I make sure in my house the loo is near the bath or the basin. There are times when we all succumb to a double ender.
Double ender x 2 !!!
Does this mean Miss M is now doing the washing?!
November 5th, 2009 at 9:22 am
H7 has it now too. Bleurgghhh! Get well soon to you and Miss E. xx
November 5th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Oh lordy. Hope you have a swifty recovery xx
November 5th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Ewww! Healthy stuff spewed your way!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Oh sweetie. Not good at all. Love the bucket illustration though if that's any consolation! xx
November 5th, 2009 at 6:39 am
My daughter and I had that same bug 1 and 2 weeks ago (respectively). It was HELL, but the beauty was, it only lasted for a few hours. Worn out like hell the next day, though.
Hope you are all feeling better soon!
xoxo
November 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Oh my, poor yous!
Perhaps in time your memories will erase the incident in a self-protective manner? If not, you will have something to embarrass her with if she ever acquires an unsuitable boyfriend you wish to scare off? See, silver lining.
Hope you’re feeling better now x
November 9th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I read this post.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:13 am
I read it too. We went through this last Christmas with three of us. Then my sister showed up wanting to be waited on hand and foot. Haven’t spoken to her since. But back to you – hopefully, you’re now over it (skips ahead to check). Looks like you probably are.
Horrible, wasn’t it?