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Neeeeeeeext

8. November 2009

This is here because we might get £3o in vouchers and a trip to somewhere nice for posting it. So you would have done too wouldn’t you? And anyway, Next stuff is cool and as a single Mum I can afford to treat myself and the girls there occasionally.
If your child is a budding performer then [...]

I Was Going To…But

6. November 2009

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I was going to write a review in this post.
I was going to write a review about a HP Photosmart Premium Fax All in One that I have been given
I was going to be honest, as I always am, while attempting to make it entertaining as, let’s face it, reviews are often more than a little [...]

I Thought I was in Hell…

5. November 2009

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Brilliant writer and completely gorgeous person, Emily, over at Maternal Tales posted something today that made me cry. It wasn’t anything new, in fact it’s something we’re all so familiar with, especially in the UK, that it makes it almost too easy to push from our minds. But a reminder every now and the can [...]

DO NOT READ THIS POST

4. November 2009

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I wouldn’t read this post.
No honest, it may leave you feeling quite disturbed.
Stop now
STOP
Seriously, I’m talking life changing horror
You still here?
Ok, you asked for it.
Miss E and I have the gastric bug now.
It’s bad, so bad that something quite quite horrible has occured.
Ready?
Ok, picture the scene
One of us is, erm, making a deposit on the [...]

Lergy Infests Beaufoix Household – B*gger

3. November 2009

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M is now fine.
E and I are not so fine.
Bugger!
Also, to make my day even brighter I had a run in with a lorry who decided to merge me into the kerb rather than wait his turn. We’re all ok but I’m so annoyed as he tried to say it was my fault for pulling [...]

Sick Kids and Smoothies

2. November 2009

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Miss M is sick.
No, she is SICK.
VERY SICK.
In fact her ’sickness’ is proportionate to the amount of washing I have done today.
So she is:

1 Miss M
3 duvets
3 duvet covers
3 pillowcases
1 sleeping bag
3 sheets
1 cuddly dog
1 cuddly seal
1 furry pink heart cushion
2 pairs of pyjamas
1 nightshirt
1 pair of Mummy’s leggings
1 of Mummy’s hoodies
1 Mummy
1 rug
1 [...]