Imagine a shoe that is fit for a party
Pointy and black (p’raps what some would call tarty)
Imagine its owner, dressed up looking pretty
All smart and refined for a night in the city
Imagine her hair, all straight and not curly
Her demeanour says class, with a slight hint of girlie
Imagine a pub, then imagine another
Imagine the language, so coarse for a mother
Imagine her friends all embarassed and drear
Who lift her once more as she falls on her rear
Imagine said shoe, and the strain it is under
As she totters about with her ankles asunder
Now imagine that harlot who walks with a wibble?
Imagine no more, for it is Rosie Scribble
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January 6th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Love it! You two are the best!
January 10th, 2010 at 5:24 am
Hee hee, thanks Pippa. I love her really. (Shhhhh don’t tell.)
January 6th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
So it Scribble Vs Beaufoix round 4 now is it?
I was going to say how brilliantly written it was and how it made me laugh out loud and how you are very talented, but then I read it a second time and decided it is in fact complete tosh.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:25 am
Sighhhhh, the truth is out now though my dear. They all know you’re a harlot after a double Babysham. ;D
January 6th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Been there, done that.
It was worth it.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:25 am
Heh heh, you’re right. Shhhhh.
January 6th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
tee hee…..creative.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Thanks lovely. I sat giggling to myself while I was writing. The thing is, she is such good blog fodder.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:06 am
You are definitely winning this one Jo.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Ta Dan. I may have that painted across Rosie’s door. “Dan says Jo Beaufoix is winning.” Fabulous.
January 7th, 2010 at 4:17 am
Loving it, I think this battle is yours Jo, but I am waiting to see who will win the war
January 10th, 2010 at 5:27 am
Hee hee. The war will never be won. It will go on and on or there will be a truce, an agreement and some kind of party to celebrate.
January 7th, 2010 at 4:38 am
This is just the best!!! And there I was thinking it was going to be you. Hee hee. Have tagged you over at mine btw, in the favourite photo meme xxx
January 10th, 2010 at 5:28 am
Thanks lovely. Will be over if I get the chance before Dad gets back and needs his pc. They so need wireless. ;(
January 7th, 2010 at 4:41 am
Excellent poetry, wouldn’t have liked to own the ankles in that show though..!!
CJ xx
January 10th, 2010 at 5:28 am
Thank you my dear. And yep, Rosie is Mrs Wibbly ankles. ;D
January 7th, 2010 at 4:42 am
You know, all you’ve managed to do is prove that Ms Scribble knows how to party. I think you’ve lost round 4.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:29 am
Naaaaaaaa. There’s partying and then there’s the above. ;D
January 7th, 2010 at 4:48 am
Some might say you have far too much time on your hands Ms Bo, but not I, I thought this was the best so far.
Ms Scribble has some serious catching up to do.
January 10th, 2010 at 5:30 am
Thanks Heather. And I have a ton of stuff to do…at my house…but alas I am not there yet. Boo.
January 7th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Brilliant stuff
January 10th, 2010 at 5:30 am
Thanks Clair. Couldn’t have done it without my muse. ;D
January 7th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
“Her demeanour says class, with a slight hint of girlie” – love it!
January 10th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Ta gorgeous.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I see single, loney. lost or discarded shoes all the time in the city. Makes you wonder about the back-story!
January 8th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Ooh it’s getting nasty between you too, now I do think it’s gone QUITE! far enough (gosh I sounded so stern…sometimes I scare myself)
January 10th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Hee hee, but you are so not stern. And we love each other really. I imagine you and Potty have similar little scuffles. ;D
January 8th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
i love to find random crap on the ground and wonder about the story behind it. great image!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:06 am
Heading straight over to Rosie’s to await the next salvo. Expecting the UN negotiators to be called in shortly. Brilliant! x
January 10th, 2010 at 5:32 am
Hmmm, must pop over to Rosie’s myself. Haven’t had this much pc access for over a week.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Hysterical…was this from her days prior to IJ or now? Love it!
Karin
PS- looking forward to meeting the INFAMOUS Jo Beaufoix on Thursday for Pancakes!
January 10th, 2010 at 5:32 am
Snort, I am so not infamous. Can’t wait to meet you too though lovely. It’s going to be fun.
January 10th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Now that’s funny!
January 10th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I was so expecting this to be about you then almost sprayed my laptop with Diet Coke when I read the last line!
Marvellous.
I wonder what Ms Scribble’s blog response will be?