Kiss My Blog

Thu, Jan 21, 2010

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If I knew of a place you could go where they would remove unwanted body unpleasantries, for example, the large hairy mole that looks like it has a face and a moustache that sprouts out of your shoulder and that you occasionally talk to…you would want me to tell you right?

And if I knew of somewhere you could get a bespoke ‘Turtle does Tango’ outfit for your small aquatic friend…you would want me to tell you right?

AND,

If I knew of a secret way to stop you spending hours going all round the houses, hitting dead ends, going up one way streets, down iffy litter strewn alleyways that smell of  sausage rolls, and falling into gaps between badly laid paving stones… you would want me to tell you right?

So, you won’t have a problem with me telling you about a place where you can find how to do Valentine’s Day on the cheap, but not actually look cheap yourself.  Because that’s a good thing right?   Sighhhh, is it not wonderful?

I especially like this one,

‘Make a Kiss Basket’

put together a basket filled with slips of paper that each say a different way to kiss…challenge yourself to come up with 50 different kisses that you’d love to give your lover.

I mean any man/lady would like a list of kisses rather than a trip to Paris, a bunch of roses or some Carte D’or Earrings any day of the week right?

So I have decided to begin my own list of 50 Ways to Snog your Lover, to get you on your way.

1.  French
2.  Sloppy
3.  Noisy
4.  Teeth clashing
5.  Cheek peck
6.  Nibble on ear
7.  Wearing Wellingtons
8.  Standing on a box
9.  While being watched by your goldfish
10. Quite close to a monkey

The next 40 I’m hoping might come from you lot in the way of comments.  Come on, be inventive.  The winner gets a box of chocolates I purchased cheap from Boots but which have to be eaten by March 2010.

And the losers?  Well there are no losers at chez Beaufoix because you still get access to the fabulous Valentines bargains made available to you through promotional discount codes for everything from Hallmark to Hamleys.  AND they’re listed alphabetically and also have a latest codes bit so you don’t miss out on any new bobby dazzler deals.

Am I not kind and wonderful and quite possibly almost a genius?

And, if I got a little incentive for writing this post you would want me to tell you right?  Well, I did, but I made it fun and solved your Valentines worries too, which makes me kind hearted and lovely and worthy of throwing your kisses at.

So do your worst. Bring on the snogs.

Mwah

Photo Credit and adapted here

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18 Responses to “Kiss My Blog”

  1. PippaD @ A Mothers Ramblings Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Whilst your mouth is full of Cadbury Creme Egg.

    Yeah I’m *that* woman.

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  2. Hilary Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    69 kiss
    under a blanket kiss
    lip-nipping kiss

    Reply

  3. mielikki Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    in the kitchen kissing…
    uh…
    I don’t know, you had me with the wellies! I like that one :)

    Reply

  4. Insomniac Mummy Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Kissing in the rain. Yum.

    :)

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  5. Sybil Law Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Kissing
    in the rain
    on a train
    in a secret place
    on the lips
    on the forehead
    at a slow, excruciating pace.

    Reply

  6. Tara Says:
    January 21st, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Kissing . . . when you shouldn’t be
    (gasp!)

    Reply

  7. Heather Says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 1:42 am

    Kissing hot lips,
    When you’re frozen to the bone,
    Kissing hot lips,
    You fumble and groan,
    Kissing hot lips,
    You lay down on the lawn,
    Kissing hot lips,
    Now you feel warm.

    Mwah xx

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  8. Corey~livingandloving Says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    sigh….kisses….butterfly kisses (eyelashes fluttering on the cheek.)

    Reply

  9. Barbara Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 5:39 am

    All I can think of now is Green Eggs and Ham – not on a train, not in the rain, not with a fox, not under socks etc etc.

    Reply


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