I’m a bit scared.
A certain member of the Beaufoix household has been acting a little strangely.
I’m not talking hormonal strange – you know, the kind where you forget complete conversations, go out in public wearing odd shoes and have very strange dreams about having a yeti’s bottom.
And I’m not talking kid strange, such as discussions about feeling dark inside, or dancing in DIY stores, or the weird stuff they put on their heads.
I’m talking the supernatural; otherworldly shenanigans; in short, possession.
You see, last night, in my lounge, I had a visitor. A ‘crotch grabbing, single glove wearing, recently deceased pop legend’ of a visitor. It’s 9pm. Misses E and M are in bed and I’m catching up on ‘Being Human’. All is well, nothing is amiss when suddenly, from the corner of my eye I see a flash of white and focus in on Mr Z, moonwalking along the living room floor, twisting in the air then thrusting his way across the carpet.
It is a magical moment.
It seems our small white rabbit, whilst having his daily constitutional, has become ‘one’ with the King of Pop. Having been bewitched by Billie Jean; he is rocking like a robin, and quite obviously ‘wants to be startin’ somethin’, which is a little odd as it’s not like I even play Michael Jackson music in his presence or pretty much ever.
I’m really not sure what to do.
While part of me is thinking about the dosh I could make from my little leporine friend and his kicking moves, another part of me thinks perhaps I should have some kind of bunny exorcism performed before he starts writing new songs and adopting monkeys and such things.
Any advise would be gratefully received…
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February 22nd, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Your rabbit will start singing ‘Bunny Jean’ soon, you’ll see. The King of Pop works in mysterious ways (and I do so love him).
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 am
Hee hee, I wouldn’t be surprised.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:48 pm
It’s a very pretty young thing, isn’t it?
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 am
Cough, handsome Iota, he’s handsome.
Ok. He’s pretty.
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:10 pm
That really is “Off the Wall”!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:39 am
Sybil he kills me. And so do you lady.
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:49 am
you’ve got to put a stop to this before the monkey arrives! Imagine the havoc!
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 am
Heather, you could be right, although it could be a joy to see them shimmying across the floor together.
February 23rd, 2010 at 1:01 am
And this happened during Being Human? I’d have been screaming my head off!
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 am
Jen I love Being Human and I love my rabbit. It was a bit weird though.
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 am
They are lovely with garlic.
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 am
Tsk. You are a bad man. ;D
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:50 am
Pie?
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:45 am
Oh my goodness. Men! ;D
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:01 am
Hating to be serious during such a comical post, but could he be binkying?
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 am
JessCa, I was so worried as I’d never heard of binkying, and then I looked it up and now I am very happy. We watched some binkying bunnies on youtube and I’m pretty sure he is, in fact he’s blumming marvellous at it. If I can catch him in action I’ll blog it as it makes us laugh so much. I’m so glad it means he’s a happy bunny.
February 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Its great to see isn’t it! Only one of my buns does it at the moment but thats cos the other is only new to us and still not sure.
You should get yourself a guinea pig, apparently they do something similar but its called popcorning! I can’t wait til mine are happy enough to pop about!
February 23rd, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Hahahahah! And what a cute bunny.
February 24th, 2010 at 5:54 am
He is a sweetie and getting much tamer. I never knew rabbits had such personality but he really does.
February 24th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Drat, I can’t come up with any rabbit/MJ song title puns. What sort of a commenter am I?
Still, handsome bunneh.
February 27th, 2010 at 4:43 am
I know nothing about rabbits – does she have some sort of nervous thing? Can rabbits develop nervous tics?