I am still poorly sick and look actually quite frightening in that mad haired, eye bagged, slightly green way, but I just wanted to share with you a conversation between my friend and their little one that made me howl. (Not like a wolf).
Little 3: ”Monty won’t do what I tell him.”
Friend N: ”Oh dear. What do you want him to do sweetie?”
Little J: ”Eat you.”





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February 28th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
That really made me howl too…with laughter and at the moment that is tough to do. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face. That’s going to keep making me giggle now…hehe. Poor friend of yours! ;0)
Here’s hoping you are feeling better very soon. x
March 1st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Thanks Nova. Hope you’re feeling better soon too.
February 28th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Sometimes kids are indeed scary, as you say.
Hope you feel better soon. I’ve just said that on the previous post. Can’t think of a different way to say it. Sorry. Unimaginative.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Thanks lovely. And you are most definitely NOT unimaginative.
February 28th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Ewww snots. Get well soon!
I guess that’s what happens when you pretend to eat them up one too many times when they’re wee. Note taken.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Hee hee, you’re right, we bring it on ourselves.
March 1st, 2010 at 4:03 am
Bad, disobedient doggy!
Hope you get better soonest.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Hee hee, yep, bad dog.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:47 am
What an uncooperative dog! LOL
Hope you’re feeling better soon. x
March 1st, 2010 at 5:20 pm
So uncooperative, tsk. And I’m starting to feel a bit better now.
March 1st, 2010 at 6:56 am
Crumbs, that’s a warning isn’t it? Never leave children alone with animals, they’ll have them doing all sorts of unsavoury things before you know where you are.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Hee hee yes. You never know what they might teach them. Shiver. ;D
March 1st, 2010 at 9:49 am
Aww, that’s a gorgeous dog, but very wise!!
CJ xx
March 1st, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Hahahaha. Feel better soon!!
March 1st, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Thanks lovely.
March 1st, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Well, at least the dog knows you well enough not to try that one!
March 1st, 2010 at 5:29 pm
For now… ;D
March 1st, 2010 at 1:40 pm
You’re making me feel bad now. We had the chance to take in a baby black lab. I said no because life is just too busy to cope with a puppy. Huge guilt feelings now. Just seeing that photo….he’d/she’d never eat a child…no way! Too adorable…
March 1st, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Awwww sorry. If it makes you feel any better we were planning on a pup last year but I realised I couldn’t take one on alone with the girls. We did get a bunny instead but he was the easy option.
March 1st, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Now that’s an ambitious command to give a labrador!
March 1st, 2010 at 5:38 pm
It is isn’t it.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:55 am
Thanks for the laugh! I needed that. Sick over here too~ =(
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 am
Hi Jo,
Sorry to hear you are poorly. But that little conversation must have cheered you up. I should think about getting a puppy, too
Thanks for your recent comment. It’s amazing how many intelligent women battle the same demons…
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Maybe just a little ‘nibble’ would satisfy Little J?
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Aren’t kids horrible! GW soon. X