Soft sweetness breaks on velvet tongue.
Tastebuds curl and purrrrr with undeserved pleasure yet to come.
And while my grown up, big girl heart says no,
My jelly bean, puddle jumping, ‘would quite like to be a fairy’ part says yes, yes, yes.
Even though it is not mine to want, to take, to have,
I do undress, unwrap, unveil its perfect skin
And I dive in
AND, I blame Schmesco and their 97p Easter Eggs. The school will have to wait another day for their raffle prize. Thank Bob the others are stored at Ms Scribble’s or t’would be a disaster. Tsk.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I do not like them.
*ducks*
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:24 am
No need to duck babe. To be honest they’re not my favourite, but they’re still better than NO chocolate. Yum yum yum.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Ooh, I know. There’s something just so moresome about them. I still remember saving up my pocket money to buy one and then savouring it like it was the Willy Wonka bar in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:25 am
Mmmm me too. Oh my Bob i so want a Willy Wonka bar now.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 pm
girl, you just know how to write it to make it sound so very irresistable. tee hee….
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:26 am
Hee hee, I tried lovely.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 pm
If i still lived in the Uk I would be the size of a house i think. Who could resist such chocolaty goodness?
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:26 am
Exactly. 97 blumming p. How rude!
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:08 am
Mmmmm I want one now lol. Good job we’ve not got any in the house and I’m too lazy to move from the settee!
Looking forward to guest post day on Friday
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:27 am
Can’t wait to have you lovely. I think you’re my first. And yep, if it wasn’t there I wouldn’t have eaten it, so I blame the egg. ;D
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:07 am
JO BEAUFOIX!!! No wonder you have asked me three times if I have read this post! What are you like?!! Don’t worry, I can admit that I have done the same thing myself, just the once (for the record).
Thankfully I have not eaten the two I am saving for you, but if I do I’ll refer you to your own blog post!!!
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:29 am
It called to me Rosie. It called to me from my small child’s bag. S’not my fault.
March 3rd, 2010 at 5:32 am
Mmmmmmmm….
Note to self: reading JB just before lunch can seriously affect your waistline.
March 3rd, 2010 at 6:16 am
I hate cream eggs – urggg But then that leaves more for you!
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:30 am
Sighhhh, I can force them down. What I was really after was the Cadbury Chocolate Egg part. Slurp. And I forgot to take Miss Ms in this morning. I must take it this afternoon or it will quite probably disappear overnight too.
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:42 am
Urrrgh I don’t like cream eggs… but when described like that I *reallllly* want one & NOW
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 am
Ooooh, it’s Nigella Beaufoix.
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I just ADORE those creme eggs. I only allow myself a couple of them each Easter-time… otherwise I fear I wouldn’t stop!!! Sometimes the drug store sells them two for $1.00 and that’s when I pounce. YUM!!!!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 12:56 am
I love easter eggs, but like hot cross buns, it’s against my religion to eat them before easter so I just stare at them deciding which ones I want
March 4th, 2010 at 2:51 am
what a headline, my salacious mind was expecting to read a post about how you’d been found in flagrante during school hours… tsk tsk, I don’t share the love of chocolate or cream eggs, maybe I don’t know what I’m missing! x
March 4th, 2010 at 8:00 am
And I’d dive in too!!
CJ xx
March 5th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Mmmmm, I lurve cadbury’s creme eggs but they are just another on a long list of “might have been near a nut at some point” foods that aren’t allowed in this house.
thanks for this post – I feel like I’ve just eaten a creme egg.