Having spent the evening attempting to upload a podcast (bum, b*gger, butt monkeys, arse biscuits) I have given up and am now exercising the rabbit (the sweet fluffy kind and not, erm, anything else) and settling in to watch Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince on my new Xbox 360 Elite which I have been lucky enough to be gifted in return for my becoming an Xbox Ambassador.
I’m not actually surprised that I have been unsuccessful with the podcast as there is a rule somewhere that if you are an Aquarius who enjoys chocolate, pole vaulting over octogenarian sheep farmers, and embroidering the word ‘parsnip’ on the hem of passing monks cassocks, then you will only be able to achieve “one technical task generally considered beyond your realm of comfort” per 24 hour period. I have successfully set up my Xbox. I am done.
So although once more I had planned for you to enjoy the delights of Miss E and Miss M being interviewed by their Mum (that would be me), instead you’re just getting random waffle from a slightly tipsy 35 year old.
Sorry.
In fact, actually that’s a lie, because most of what I have said above makes almost perfect sense and is therefore not random. Wait a minute.
Sea elk
Gladioli
Pamplemousse
Catastrophic scout malfunction
Portion
Sighhhhhhh. There. That’s better.
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March 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I like your random wafflings – they make me laugh x
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Awww thanks hon. Sometimes it’s good to just see what happens isn’t it?
March 22nd, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Xbox Ambassador!!?? You swine!!
I hate you.
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:26 pm
But you have an iphone. Tsk. So rude. ;D
March 22nd, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Pamplemousse? Really?
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Hooooo yes lovely Mie. x
March 22nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
hey….did you see my rabbit post today? gotta love pet rabbits. ♥ mine chewed a very expensive wire yesterday. sigh….took 30 seconds to find trouble and ruin something. they are not to be trusted. LOL
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Oh not yet but I will lovely. Mr Z chewed through our phone wire and is not allowed in the living room anymore, only the dining room.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:43 am
I didn’t know you enjoyed polevaulting.
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Oooh yes, and monkey wrestling Miss Cami. ‘Tis fun.
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:41 am
I am agreeing with Dan.
That is all.
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:31 pm
But you still love me right? x
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:23 am
Meatloaf satellite dish.
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Hee hee, fabulous monkey hammock.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Sounds a bit like me when I first rise in the morning.
CJ xx
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm
CJ that is forgivable, but I’m like it most of the time.
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:17 pm
My son would be very envious that there are XBox ambassadors. x
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Awwwww, who knows, one day he might be one, or something much more exciting.
March 24th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Enjoy your XBox, can’t wait to see if you like it.
March 24th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Darn rabbit ate through my phone wires once. Took me three days to realise that I had been left in peace. But I thanked her with copious supplies of dandylions!
March 25th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
I am a normal Aquarius too.
I only like to pole vault late in pregnancy