We’re at the cinema. Having sat through Alice in Wonderland and drunk a bottle of water mixed down with several jellybeans, a few mini eggs and a plethora of jelly strawberries, it is no surprise that we end our visit with a visit of another kind.
Being a fairly independent 5 year old Miss M now only allows me to accompany her to the bathroom in certain places; the oddly smelling, strangely dark and unusually empty facilities at the Odeon being one of them. And it is here, midst the toilety whiffs that she imparts the following piece of wisdom to me:
Miss M: ”Everybody wears pants Mummy.”
I nod sagely.
Me: ”They do.”
Miss M: ”Except Jesus.”
Me: ”Oooookaaaaaay.”
Miss M: ”And Santa.”
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March 26th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Jesus wore a dress, that must have been the reason why, but did she mean Father Christmas maybe?
March 26th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Hahahahahahahaha
March 26th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
tee hee….. how does she know this stuff…..things….I didn’t even know. tee hee
March 26th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
She does know stuff, you girl. A lot more than most of us. More useful stuff than we know too. x
March 26th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Can I ask, did your girls enjoy Alice? Mine are 7 and 5 and I was thinking it might be a bit too scary for them.
Love that Jesus doesn’t wear pants
March 27th, 2010 at 3:39 am
She means underwear, right? Cos here in the good ol’ South – if Santa ain’t wearing pants, I’m calling the police…..
March 27th, 2010 at 3:58 am
LOL she knows more than I do
March 27th, 2010 at 4:03 am
That’s the joy of kids sometimes. Infinite wisdom and saying things that crack you up.
A while ago I heard a mother in the supermarket mumbling aloud how she knew she was forgetting something and her daughter of about 5 years old turns around and tells her that she should’ve made a list so she wouldn’t forget stuff. I could barely stop myself from laughing out loud
March 27th, 2010 at 5:17 am
Award for you over at mine!
March 27th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
santa tut tut
March 27th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
ha ha ha! Santa doesn’t wear pants? My god, i’ll have to have a word next time i see him, he can’t go round to all those houses with no pants on!
March 27th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
If you don’t wear pants, you should definitely use the front door and not the chimney.
March 27th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Awwww, where did that come from? Haha.
I have tagged you at mine if you fancy it?
March 28th, 2010 at 12:17 am
I think you’ll find the Easter Bunny is pantless too! Very awkward trying to fit a pair over that fluffy tail…
March 29th, 2010 at 6:16 am
Are we talking knickers here?
CJ xx