I was going to post a photo here.
It was going to be a photo of my night out last night.
There would have been laughter, dancing, and a proper cheesy light up dance floor.
You would have loved it.
It would have made you so happy you would have jumped up and immediately done a happy dance.
You would have smiled and hugged your nearest and dearest, petted the dog/cat/hamster/camel, and gone outside into the street and shouted the words, “Today I am just a little bit happier for having seen that ‘Saturday Night Fever Style’ Disco dance floor complete with joyful wenches and drunken knaves over at Jo’s place.”
Some of you would have been moved to send me gifts, write me dramatic and melodious songs and sculpt large chunks of butter into hulking great reproductions of my gurning bonce.
Most of you would have at least have cried a few happy tears.
But alas, my T-Mobile Google Phone has decided to delete all my pics and video and leave my gallery empty, sad and cold, so that image will remain inside my head alone, never to be viewed and appreciated. Never to be experienced by anyone else but myself.
Sighhhhhh, I pity you.




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April 18th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Oh, I thought it was going to be something to do with that volcano.
April 19th, 2010 at 6:46 am
Nope, it’s much more serious than that, tsk. ;D
April 19th, 2010 at 12:10 am
Butter? Really? I was thinking more of mashed potato…
April 19th, 2010 at 6:48 am
Go on then Potty. Mash would be fine. You might need to pack it in ice when you send it but that shouldn’t be too hard right? x
April 19th, 2010 at 5:38 am
oh no
April 19th, 2010 at 6:48 am
I know. It’s very strange. I had zombie pics of me and the girls on there too.
April 19th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Stupid phone! but in memory of what would, I’m certain, have been the best photo in the history of the world…
*Dances Happy Dance* *sings: “Dance magic dance, magic dance, magic dance*
April 19th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Yay. Keep on dancing Princess L. Dance dance dance.
April 19th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Oh no….you will have to get a scientist to extract the images from your brain and put them on the internet. Like in Minority Report (i think…)
April 19th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Oooohhhh that’s a good idea. I will look into that. As long as it has nothing to do with Tom Cruise though. He creeps me out.
April 19th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Oh no that’s sad. I think you need to draw it so we can still see it.
April 19th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Emily, I would do, but I have no crayons bright enough and I’m not allowed felt tips yet. ;D
April 20th, 2010 at 8:07 am
I’ll put the butter back in the fridge. sigh.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Save it. You may need it another day. Or make cake. Actually, I’d make cake.
April 20th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Sob, hiccup, sniff.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
It will be ok lovely. I’m sure there’s hope. I’ll go back and photograph it again for you ok?? x