Will You Ever Get Over This?

Sun, Apr 18, 2010

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I was going to post a photo here.

It was going to be a photo of my night out last night.

There would have been laughter, dancing, and a proper cheesy light up dance floor.

You would have loved it.

It would have made you so happy you would have jumped up and immediately done a happy dance.

You would have smiled and hugged your nearest and dearest, petted the dog/cat/hamster/camel, and gone outside into the street and shouted the words, “Today I am just a little bit happier for having seen that ‘Saturday Night Fever Style’ Disco dance floor complete with joyful wenches and drunken knaves over at Jo’s place.”

Some of you would have been moved to send me gifts, write me dramatic and melodious songs and sculpt large chunks of butter into hulking great reproductions of my gurning bonce.

Most of you would have at least have cried a few happy tears.

But alas, my T-Mobile Google Phone has decided to delete all my pics and video and leave my gallery empty, sad and cold, so that image will remain inside my head alone, never to be viewed and appreciated.   Never to be experienced by anyone else but myself.

Sighhhhhh, I pity you.

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16 Responses to “Will You Ever Get Over This?”

  1. Iota Says:

    Oh, I thought it was going to be something to do with that volcano.

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  2. Potty Mummy Says:

    Butter? Really? I was thinking more of mashed potato…

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  3. Priness_L_88 Says:

    Stupid phone! but in memory of what would, I’m certain, have been the best photo in the history of the world…
    *Dances Happy Dance* *sings: “Dance magic dance, magic dance, magic dance*

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  4. nappyvalleygirl Says:

    Oh no….you will have to get a scientist to extract the images from your brain and put them on the internet. Like in Minority Report (i think…)

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  5. Emily O Says:

    Oh no that’s sad. I think you need to draw it so we can still see it.

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  6. Heather Says:

    I’ll put the butter back in the fridge. sigh.

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  7. Barbara Says:

    Sob, hiccup, sniff.

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