I have learnt something today.
And if I didn’t have a hangover, and wasn’t really very very tired I would paint a picture with words for you.
But I do, so here it is
in shorthand
to the point
succinct
(clears throat)
If your rabbit is running around your dining room and you want him/her to return to his/her cage, then simply twang your bra strap. He/she will move fast. Very fast. Like lightening. And even though you may feel a little guilty, it will be logged deep within your brain for future reference.
PS If you are a boy you may have to twang some other kind of strap, unless you are a boy who wears a bra.
PPS jobeaufoix.com (me) cannot be held responsible for any puddles, piles of poop or leporid coronaries as a result of ‘twanging’. Readers must twang at their own risk.
PPSS No living creature was harmed in anyway during Ms Beaufoix’s bra twanging moment, although Ms Beaufoix did get the hiccups from laughing a bit. Ms Beaufoix would like to assure readers the twanging was purely for comfort purposes and the resultant Bunny bothering was purely coincidental.
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May 9th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Hang on, do you need to put the bra on the bunny first?
May 10th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Her bunnies are already in her bra Dan.
May 10th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Tee hee. They are.
May 10th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Oh Dan. I pity Kerry. Seriously I do. Sighhhhhhhh.
May 10th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Awesome! Hope your hangover has disappeared today!
May 10th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
It has, and Mr Z (rabbit) ran into his hutch before I even raised my hand to my shoulder so the twang might really be the way to go.
May 10th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Great tip…I wonder if it works on wild rabbits too. We have 100’s living in the garden!
May 11th, 2010 at 4:56 am
It would work on wild rabbits.
what actually is happening is that it’s replicating the sound of a rabbits warning signal, which is thumping their back legs against the ground to make a thudding sound.
I’m not sure what they would make of the jelly wobble sound jo gets when she snaps her bra though
May 11th, 2010 at 7:01 am
‘resulting bunny bothering’… that is priceless. I wonder if the same bra twanging will work on old, decrepit Labs, or squirrels.
May 11th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I would much rather read about WHY you are hungover, but okay – bra strap is pretty funny.
May 12th, 2010 at 2:46 am
I guess I need a rabbit now.
CJ xx