Huge Smile. Enormous.

Miss M:  ”Mummy, is your heart my heart’s Mummy?”
Me:  ”Yes I suppose it is babe.  ”
Melt melt melt.
Melty melty melt.
Drip
Drip
Drip
Splat

Oh and pleeeease donate if you can.  6 days to go…

Blogging Community call to Alms/Melons on Display

When I first met lovely Susanna aka A Modern Mother , fabulous Frog in the Field, gorgeous Potty Mummy , and one of my first blog buddies Almost Mrs Average in London in 2008, Susanna asked if we fancied starting a little group.  We jumped at the chance and down to Susanna’s hard work British Mummy Bloggers was born.
Now 2 [...]

Sea World – Would I take my kids?

As you might have noticed (cough) I have just returned from a fabulous Blogger Trip courtesy of SeaWorld Parks where I spent 5 amazing days with some truly lovely ladies Laura, Erica, Tara, Becks  and Liz.
Day 1 was spent at SeaWorld, where the heat was overwhelming and the amazing radar system meant we avoided being hit by lightening and [...]

Bring on the silly – Motherhood

My lovely Tara’s Motherhood gallery closes today so I might be a little too late for her competition, but having been away from my little girls for almost a week I couldn’t help hunting through a few photos while I was laying on my humungous bed in the SeaWorld Renaissance hotel.
There were so many that [...]

Pouty Giraffes

After 3 days with no internet I am finally back online but it’s time to pack so all I have time for is to give you this attractive picture.

Big kisses to Sea World, Aquatica, Busch Gardens and Discovery Cove.  Thanks so much for having us.  AND huge great big gi-normous kisses to Misses E and [...]

Message to my monkeys

Oh E your comments have made me laugh so much.  I’m so sorry I’ve not got through to you, my mobile isn’t working here and when you’re at home the times are all wrong to skype.  I’m hoping if you’re around at Saturday dinner time I might be able to skype you but I know [...]

Sort your bottom before you get to SeaWorld

It’s 4am back home and my two little monkeys will be tucked up in bed dreaming of lovely things.  Meanwhile I am sitting at my writing table, excited, exhausted and quite probably smelling a bit iffy.
Having braved Gatwick’s Yotel (it’s actually quite cosy and make me think of Star Trek), and a 9 hour flight, [...]

I Owe You

A Keycamp post about our fab holiday along with some lovely pics of myself, my kids, possibly some baskets, some beaches and some crabs
A ‘Hadrian’s Walk Please give generously and I will hug @dghughes on your behalf and make him go all blushy red’ post
An update on baby R.  (He’s had his op’, he’s doing [...]

Definition of awkward

After a fab day in London with lovely @dulwichdivorcee and yummy @insomniacmummy, I’d like to share a few things I have learnt today:
1  Definition of awkward = a small piece of cheese falling into your bra on a train
2 How to hail a Taxi cab =  just stick out your arm and if the light [...]

I swear it’s apple juice

Having just returned from our fab Keycamps trip to France I have to admit it’s taking me a while getting into the swing of things.  One thing I have stopped immediately though, is the drinking.  Apart from the fact I’m shattered and have two children to get up for school, keep clean, and feed, drinking [...]