I have a friend.
He’s broad and dark and could be considered handsome.
I don’t mind him seeing me with bed head hair, no make up and wearing nothing more than a smile.
My parents like him, my kids like him, even my ex-husband likes him!
Exciting right?
Except there’s a catch.
He’s not actually a person, but a much loved cereal biscuit.
Tsk.
On the plus side though, he is taking Granny and Grandad, Misses E and M and myself out for a ‘busy day’ tomorrow so it’s not all bad.
We’ll let you know how we all get on and what we get up to, but I can tell you that it will start with a wholesome breakfast and an early train to London.
So excited.
PS You’re now wondering how I know weetabix is male aren’t you?
A girl can just tell these things, and he’s hard on the outside but goes all mushy as soon as he’s had a drink. :D
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July 26th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
OMG, I have the same boyfriend! I prefer him in the colder weather though when he keeps me warm, but my god he’s rubbish at DIY.
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Heh heh, he spreads himself about a bit doesn’t he?
x
July 27th, 2011 at 1:17 am
He bears a striking resemblance to legendary sex on a stick, Wallace. Do you have a Cornflake Gromit?
Mya x
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Ohh a cornflake Gromit would be lovely. Or a few rice crispies cobbled together with a bit of milk and some raisins.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:32 am
Funnily enough, I’ve just rediscovered Weetabix. It’s so low-sugar it’s painful.
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Isn’t it. I love it just with ice cold milk but E and M have a sprinkle of sugar or some fruit. It’s yum.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Weetabix is good for whatever ails you. It’s a healthy breakfast, You can’t go wrong with it.It makes you regular too and that’s a relief.
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Nora you just made me snort. Yes it keeps you regular, and it’s so easy.
xx
July 27th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
You have such a great flare for bizzare posts – a real talent!
Mich x
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Ah thanks Mich you’re a star. I like to have fun.
July 30th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
So you’re a cereal dater? Is he your bit of roughage? (Sorry. I’ll get my coat now)
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Snort, I likes a bit of roughage Mama Says.
July 31st, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Haha, I had a good laugh reading this story. I am not friends with your friend yet but as you like him so much, I may try and see how good of a friend he is. I guess we might have a few acquaintances in common.
August 2nd, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Hee hee, get to know him. He’ll never let you down Julie.