Oh lovely people who come to my site through search engines. Thank you so much for your weirdness. You have lightened my day…
do dolphins have fart - I’m almost certain they do. They would probably come out in humungous bubbles and other dolphins would swim for cover. Teenage dolphins would push each others noses into them. Adult males would push their girlfriends noses into them. Ahhh the circle of life.
Don’t eat me - Don’t make me
Dora got hit by a train – Well let’s face it, it was always going to happen. She’s far too young to be wandering around on her own. I blame the parents.
Gerbils in costumes – wrong on so many levels
hairy guy on a bike naked – wrong on even more levels
her-missing-arm – You’re a bit scary aren’t you?
pasta land – It would only work until it rained.
poop jo – how rude!
snail eyes – donkey bottoms
snuffle kitten – sniffle cat?
the thing that was on star trek with the big head and ears – I think we might need a little more information to narrow that down.
tiny man in a cage – I’m scared of you as well.
how do I get colour back on goldfish – I think we should first be asking how did YOU get colour OFF goldfish.
Oh my Lord, I really need to remember to check these out more often.
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September 26th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Cannot. Stop. Laughing… People really are the strangest, aren’t they?
September 26th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Hi English Mamma. Yes so so strange. I’ve not looked at these for ages but omg it’s worth it. Mad.
September 26th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Hilarious. I must go and find out how people are finding mine. You may have started a meme here, Jo!
September 26th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
That would be cool. We should think of a name.
September 26th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Lol! Too funny…..I’m scared to go look at mine!! x
September 27th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Em you have to look. Some of them will be completely mad I promise.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:58 am
Gerbils in costumes … that was me.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
You know I thought it sounded like you. ;D
September 27th, 2011 at 4:10 am
these things always crack me up.
It’s creepy if you see your blog ranked on the first google page for some very strange search..
The question is..how díd people find your blog with these words.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Arjan I know. I have written about gerbils, goldfish, dolphins and the Brighton Naked Bike Ride, but never, no never have I written about a tiny man in a cage. Honest.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
wow – are those real? What are some people like?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
They are very very real. Check yours out and you will see.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Love it. In defence of the goldfish person I think there may be something about goldfish which means they lose their colour for one reason or another. But I’m not sure what I’m talking about. Tiny man in a cage – wasn’t that one of Paul Daniels’ tricks back in the 80s?
September 28th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Snort, it MUST have been Paul Daniels. I wonder if they’ve let him out yet??
October 11th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
In pasta land it would rain tomato sauce and mushrooms, so all would be well.