Sometimes when you’re at your friends house, and they’re busy doing some work while you’re doing some writing, and the kids are playing upstairs and it’s raining outside and it’s quiet, quiet, quiet and you should be enjoying the freedom and the silence… you get a bit bored.

So you’re sitting there, flicking through sites, reading but not really reading. You window shop, you check your emails, you wander through ebay thinking, ‘What can I buy? What can I buy?’

You glance at your friend lost in study, lost in thought.

Then you think, what would she buy? What could she buy?

So your friend, when she next checks her ‘ebay watched items’, well she finds these…

1. A nice book about how to play darts.

2. A cool and trendy party album.

3. Fabulous knitting patterns for Aran jumpers for all the family.

4. An attractive Mullet Wig

5. A blow up sheep.

Sighhhhh, my your friend is so lucky.