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		<title>Wobbly Bits and Hadrian&#8217;s Walk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jo Beaufoix</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Girls are meant to wobble ok?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just jumped out of the shower and am sat naked on my bed answering a quick email.
Miss M is lying beside me, and as I concentrate on the screen she prods me with her little pointy toe.
Then she prods again, harder.
Then harder.
And she&#8217;s laughing her head off.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just jumped out of the shower and am sat naked on my bed answering a quick email.</p>
<p>Miss M is lying beside me, and as I concentrate on the screen she prods me with her little pointy toe.</p>
<p>Then she prods again, harder.</p>
<p>Then harder.</p>
<p>And she&#8217;s laughing her head off.</p>
<p>Me:  &#8221;Ow.  What are you doing to your poor Mummy?&#8221;</p>
<p>Miss M:  &#8221;I&#8217;m making you wobble Mummy.  Giggle, snort, shriek.&#8221;</p>
<p>Kick.</p>
<p>Kick.</p>
<p>Kick.</p>
<p>Thank Bob myself and my friend Nic have signed up for <a href="http://allthatcomeswithit.com/" target="_blank">lovely</a> Dan&#8217;s next adventure <a href="http://www.hadrianswalk.org/" target="_blank">&#8216;Hadrian&#8217;s Walk&#8217;</a>.  </p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4145" title="hadrians-walk" src="http://www.jobeaufoix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hadrians-walk.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="115" /></p>
<p>Apart from the fact it&#8217;s for an <a href="http://www.thejosephsalmontrust.org.uk/index.htm">amazing charity, The Joseph Salmon Trust</a>, I also think it will be very good for me as I will be walking 84 miles over a period of 6 days along with other bloggers and &#8216;normal&#8217; people from across the globe, about 37 of us in total.  </p>
<p>Why is this good?</p>
<p>Well it means I will have to get fit beforehand, otherwise it is quite possible I will walk myself all the way to the little green field in the sky, which I don&#8217;t intend to do.</p>
<p>So my mate Nic and I are making a plan.  It will be a plan involving fitball, hopefully boxercise and lots and lots of walking.</p>
<p>In a year from now we will be a couple of racing snakes.</p>
<p>Honest&#8230;</p>
<p>And nothing will wobble.</p>
<p>Well ok, I doubt I&#8217;ll be completely wobble free, but ladies are meant to have wobbly bits right?</p>
<p>Good. </p>
<p>P.s.  I just heard Miss M ask her sister if we were all born in Jesus&#8217;s tummy.  E didn&#8217;t answer.    And now she&#8217;s coming this way.  Help me.</p>


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