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Gluteus Maxemus

Friday, September 11, 2009

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My bottom hurts. Blumming Fitball.

Migraine

Thursday, January 22, 2009

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An exploding brain is all I’ve got tonight. Kapow.

That may not have been a good idea, the promising of the writing thing, because I have stomach cramps and am curled on the sofa hugging my ‘Resolve’ and feeling very annoyed that on a night Mr B is out, Miss E is at her friends and I managed to get Miss M asleep by [...]

Vampire

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

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When darkness falls they come. Sniffing at the edge of night black windows, slipping between curtains hung in vain defense against the midnight things that slink, and slide and skulk. ‘Neath heavy quilts they creep and crawl, slave to the earthy echo, the warm blood bubble, the leaden scent that breathes through sleep sweet flesh, pale [...]

Childish, me?

Monday, September 29, 2008

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Oh, and I promise there will be some actual writing and reading done at some point this week. Life’s a little crazy at the moment. Good, but crazy. Hope you’re all OK and I will catch up soon. Mwah. Oh and I got a prezzie, nana nana nana. My lovely friend Kim sent [...]

Moan, moan, whinge, whinge

Sunday, September 14, 2008

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Is it me, or do the days when you, your spouse and your kids are feeling a bit green about the gills, slightly under the weather, or just blumming well sick, do these days feel like the longest days ever? I feel like I have been up for a year. We have the aches, the [...]

Sometimes nothing else will do

Saturday, September 13, 2008

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We are sick. Back soon.

Hens hit Bath

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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As Saturday morning arrived bright and early thanks to the large resident cock (no pun intended)…(well ok, I meant it a little bit)… I awoke to the rustic beamed ceiling, the view from yesterday’s post, and silence. No cars, no buses, no general buzz of a town waking up. No alarm clocks, no small children jumping on [...]

Tell me more

Monday, August 18, 2008

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The lovely Lisa is hosting this week’s Fun Monday and she was kind enough to give us two choices for our Fun Monday subject. The first is ‘What is the one thing you would like to ask your readers? Come up with a question to pose to your visitors and throw it out there.’ The second [...]

Sometimes stuff is just so wrong it’s right

Saturday, August 16, 2008

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I love my kids. No honestly, I really do. So why do I find this so satisfying? Mwah ha ha haaaaaaaaa Oh and I nearly forgot to lovely Dumdad reminded me. Remember when I posted about a local girls Olympic success earlier this week?? Well, Mansfield lass Rebecca Adlington got her second Gold Medal today along with her second World [...]

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Gluteus Maxemus

Migraine

I promised you writing…

Vampire

Childish, me?

Moan, moan, whinge, whinge

Sometimes nothing else will do

Hens hit Bath

Tell me more

Sometimes stuff is just so wrong it’s right

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