What a day…

This morning started off as ‘one of those days’ in the making… You know, toddler up most of the night and still gets up at 6.30am. Miss E doesn’t want to go to school as her arm hurts (she bumped it doing handstands on her bed…) It’s raining outside and I’m dodging a migraine but it gets a [...]

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I love my love with an A

Does anyone remember doing this… ‘I love my love with an ‘A’ because he is attractive. I hate my love with an ‘A’ because he is an arse. His name is Artemis, And he lives in Andalucia, Where he keeps pet Antelopes, Which he feeds on Aniseed Balls. I love my love with a ‘B’ because he is brave…etc. etc.’ We used to [...]

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I’ll write you a poem

Two posts in one day. Get her! Ok, I’m trying to get the creative juices flowing here.  So I’ve had an idea. I write daft poems.  Napoleon Fantastic and I are working on a book together as he writes daft poems too. So I’m up for a challenge a la Bobby Darin… ‘”Splish Splash” was written with DJ Murray the K who [...]

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Toilet Humour

Ahh sometimes you just gotta laugh. News 24 has reported today on the collapse of a road in County Durham due to a flood. Ok, not funny in itself I know, but wait till you hear what caused the flood which lead to the collapse, and £15,000 worth of damage… A bra and some pants. (Knickers for all you [...]

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Lazy Sunday

Ok, have to admit I have a hangover today, but I had such a good night it was worth it. We found a fab bar where we could sit upstairs looking out of a huge window and with two of the biggest squishiest settees in the world. I love getting together with my mates cos we really [...]

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Bear Meets World

Okay. Here goes, the first entry for my blog. This is so weird as I’ve not done this before so bear with me. Jo’s blog page 1… Today I have a bear with me. It’s quite a large bear with very big teeth and I don’t think it’s had its porridge, which is why I’m writing this [...]

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