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Monkey Magic

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The lovely Berthddu Suit tagged me for the “6 random things meme”, but I’ve already done it so I decided to put a little Beaufoix Spin on it and tell you 6 random things about spider monkeys. 1. Spider monkeys are not actually spiders or monkeys, but are in fact large hairy space lizards. 2. [...]

Stream of nearly unconsciousness?

Friday, July 18, 2008

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I think my brain has been infested by slug. Or it could be the 3 hours spent at Playland with Miss M’s friends after Nursery or the hour and a half at MacDonalds with Miss E’s friends after school because they broke up for the summer today…but it’s probably the slug. Maybe I have caught [...]

Na na na I can’t hear you

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

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It’s June, so it’s officially nearly summer right? We’re ready. Ok, not really, this is just how they watch TV sometimes. I have no idea why. Seriously though, this time of year really annoys me. Not because of the slick cool streaks of rain that wash my windows and give everything I see through them a shimmer of [...]

Builders and Mermaids

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

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I was going to start this post with an interesting conversation I had with Miss M the other day. Then, as I sat in the Doctor’s waiting room with Mr B, (He’s fine. Infected sinuses, antibiotics and in bed, but fine), I saw this… Yes, Bum cleavage… Not all gold framed and lit attractively like the one [...]

The Dream Life of an Ostrich

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

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Ingenious Rose was tagged by littlemummy , to write about her Ultimate Life, and has now tagged me with said meme. The rules are: Answer the questions as realistically or unrealistically as you want. Copy the rules into your meme post. Link back to the person who tagged you. Tag 5 others. I always find memes like this a little [...]

Go Google Yourself

Monday, October 22, 2007

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This post is part of the All Women Blogging Carnival, hostest this week by my friend, the fabulously wonderful Mad Goat Lady. Come and play. Here is David’s question for this week. If you want to join in just answer on your own blog any time until next weekend. Just link to this blog (or [...]

The Middle Name Game and a Nonsense Tale

Sunday, September 9, 2007

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Ok. As promised, memes two and three today. But first this. At RC’s site yesterday we were given the opportunity to take the Nerd test and I am proud to say I am slightly nerdy. Look, I have proof. How cool is that? I mean, none of you guessed I was a bit of a nerd right? You can’t tell I’m the [...]

Great Yarmouth’s got style (personality)…

Saturday, July 28, 2007

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(Anyone else in the UK remember that advert?) We’re off to sunny Norfolk today. Hooray. So I searched the photo stock.xchange to see if I could display any lovely photos of Great Yarmouth where we are heading for the next week… … but all it came up with was a picture of a vomiting old man which it describes [...]

More slugs

Thursday, July 19, 2007

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Arghhhh I’m being stalked, harrassed and terrorised by slugs. First there was the one in the washer, and you all know what happened to that one. Next there’s one watching Mr B and I as we sit watching ‘Wire in the Blood’ in our living room. It peers in the window with its little slug eyes [...]

New hair

Thursday, July 12, 2007

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Inspired by my blog’s makeover I must tell you about mine. Well it’s kind of a make-under really… I have given up on my GSDs. The heat and the humidity and the rain have rendered them ineffective and so for the past week I have been sporting curls. So far the response has been good, and it’s certainly a [...]