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	<title>Jo Beaufoix &#187; You wish my kid woke you up in the morning don&#8217;t you?</title>
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		<title>When Faces Go Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jo Beaufoix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once more I am woken from a restless night by my small girl peering intently at my face with a puzzled expression.
Miss M:  &#8221;Mummy you look funny.&#8221;
Me:  &#8221;Do I babe?  It&#8217;s probably because I didn&#8217;t sleep too well and because of my cold.&#8221;
Miss M:  &#8221;Your eyes are all puffy Mummy.&#8221;
Me:  Are they?&#8221;
Miss M:  &#8221;Yes.  Is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Miss M:  &#8221;Mummy you look funny.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me:  &#8221;Do I babe?  It&#8217;s probably because I didn&#8217;t sleep too well and because of my cold.&#8221;</p>
<p>Miss M:  &#8221;Your eyes are all puffy Mummy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me:  Are they?&#8221;</p>
<p>Miss M:  &#8221;Yes.  Is that what happens when faces go wrong?&#8221;</p>


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